CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70

[KathieK]

To quote a famous comedian, "There's your sign!"

[artdutra04]

Yet another pair of perfectly good safety glasses has been demoted to forehead protector use.

[EricH]

Andy Baker: Hey! Tytus! That's my line! And your spelling is as bad as a kindergardener's! Use the Spell Check, Tytus.

[Ian Curtis]

Vote Marcus and Neun for president in November!

[Conor Ryan]

Tytus: Its not a spelling error, its because when ever I write U my head flinches and it looks like a C to those who don't flinch. *Spazes Out*

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Tytus to Arefin..."I thought you said your Sharpie came with a spell checker. You did it to me again!"

[Gary Dillard]

The "Brandon Martus is my hero" signs were plagued by quality problems from the start, so they never caught on like the "I am JVN" tattoos and the "Dave says 'It's pimp'" buttons.

[richardp]

Arefin: "Brandon Mar....ummmmm i think it might be a C"
Kid in Red: " Don't worry it's not like it matters. Just be quick about it; we need to get this on Tytus without him noticing."

[tiffany34990]

Tytus: It's not a kick me sign right!? It better not be!

[DCA Fan]

Following the recent internet trend, Tytus auctioned the space on his back off for advertisement. A certain tall computer guru won the bid.

[Goober!!!]

"This is like a kick me sign. Its going to kick me me back for puting the sign on my back!!!"

[Travis Hoffman]

At the 2004 IRI, Tytus was most grateful for the opportunity to meet and pay homage to his idol Brandon Marcus (sic), the president and founder of the Bust-a-Sag Club of North America. After the competition, Tytus and Brandon met some of their suburban skater boys and farm-boy homies in the Lawrence North parking lot for a rousing game of hacky-sack and an impromptu white-boy rap battle. Andy Baker cleaned up in both events, with JVN serving as his hype man and Dave Lavery making sure Andy didn't "get served".

[Dan Petrovic]

If only he had taped in on the right way! His legs would be black and blue by the end of the day.

[EddieMcD]

"Tytus Gerrish: Proof that changing one tiny, often meaningless little letter can haunt you for the rest of your life."

[Billfred]

Amazingly, Tytus hasn't threatened to duct tape me.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

At the 2004 IRI, Tytus was most grateful for the opportunity to meet and pay homage to his idol Brandon Marcus (sic), the president and founder of the Bust-a-Sag Club of North America. After the competition, Tytus and Brandon met some of their suburban skater boys and farm-boy homies in the Lawrence North parking lot for a rousing game of hacky-sack and an impromptu white-boy rap battle. Andy Baker cleaned up in both events, with JVN serving as his hype man and Dave Lavery making sure Andy didn't "get served".

(I genuinely thought he had made up "hype man," but it's apparently a word.)

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

"Tytus Gerrish: Proof that changing one tiny, often meaningless little letter can haunt you for the rest of your life."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay H 237
2) Greg Needel
3) KathieK
4) artdutra04
5) Al Skierkiewicz
6) Gary Dillard
7) Rich Wong
8) Wayne Doenges
9) Tytus Gerrish
10) DCA Fan
11) richardp
12) mechanicalbrain

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

I see London, I see France, ewwww.... pull up your pants Tytus, come on.

Which makes the scores:

Gary Dillard	50
EddieMcD	45
T. Hoffman	44
Rich Wong	44
MissInformation	40
Nehalita	38
Jay Trzaskos	36
Al Skierkiewicz	35
Dlavery	34
Jay H 237	34
EricH	32
KathieK	30
Dorienne 007	29
Andy Baker	28
Bcahn836	27
Amanda Morrison	26
Wayne Doenges	26
Arefin Bari	26
Icurtis	24
EricS-Team180	22
“Big Mike”	20
DCA Fan	19
Xzvrw2	19
JosephM	15
Koko Ed	15
Alex Cormier	14
Kyle45	13
Mechanicalbrain	13
1derboy	13
Ashley Christine	10
Conor Ryan	9
Kjhobin	9
Goober!!!	9
Pat McCarthy	8
Squirrelrock	8
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
JVN	6
KarenH	6
Miketwalker	6
Sciguy125	6
Greg Needel	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Artdutra04	5
Richardp	5
Jessica Boucher	4
KenWittlief	4
Kevin Kolodziej	4
RoboMom	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Greencactus3	4
Bill_Hancoc	4
Spears312	4
Rich Kressly	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Adam Richards	2
Andrew Rudolph	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
RogerR	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Shyra1353	2
Wetzel	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Beth Sweet	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Rees2001	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1
InfernoX14	1

Onward!