The dumbest thing you've ever done EVER!

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Now, the dumbest thing I've ever done, ever, I would not admit too, neither will I say the dumb, dangerous things I've done. However, I'm really good at getting into jams. For example, I loved climbing trees when I was young, but I always got stuck. One time they even had to call the fire department to get me down.

One of my dumbest:

One summer during college I took a part time job as a hostess in a local restaurant. Having always had jobs that kept me extremely busy, I was dismayed to find myself with nothing to do before and after the dinner rush. On one particularly slow night I noticed that the plants around the hostess stand looked dry, so I decided to water them. As I finished this task, I noticed the manager watching me. Pleased with myself, I waited for a “thanks” or a “good job”. Instead I got a raised eyebrow and a “Now that you’ve watered the artificial plants, would you like to water the real ones?”

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