CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

[Ian Curtis]

Fuzzy Dice... 5 dollars.
Segway....... 2,000 dollars.
Being seen while riding a segway with fuzzy dice with your pinky sticking out on an international forum... Priceless.

[Goober!!!]

They say old men dont have sharp rides!!! I have a sharp ride with FUZZY DICE!!!

[Greg Needel]

"after team 71's 4th national championship title Bill Beatty actually looses his mind and rides off on a Segway into the sunset"

[xzvrw2]

Mr. Beatty: "Now all i need is those hydraulics"

[Koko Ed]

"Hey, did you guys rememeber to plug in my Segway last night?"

[KarenH]

To have a really cool Segway, you must have fuzzy dice.

[Conor Ryan]

So I lean...here?

[Jay H 237]

While most people think that fuzzy dice on Segways riden by older people helps them relive their teenage years they in fact have a much more important function. They act as a pendulum to counter act the movement of the Segway and allow people with weaker equilibriums to stay balanced.

[greencactus3]

well ya know..... i WOULD do a burnout but this beast is AWD and yea... little too much traction..... oh a wheelie you say? i cna do that..... or wait. if i lean forwards instead of backwards.... on 2 wheels.... is that okay? no? hmm. ill do a donut! yay!

[Jay Trzaskos]

now how do you get the cupholder to pop out again?

[Travis Hoffman]

Consarn it! Thar ain't enuff PVC on this here contraption!

[Wayne Doenges]

#1 Entry: Unbeknownst to Bill, the students substituted the Segway batteries for the FIRST approved batteries. Now he'll only be able to ride 2 minutes and 15 seconds before he needs to recharge.

#2 Entry: Bill to self. "Please don't let me screw up like President Bush did and fall down."

[Rich Wong]

Bill, "Hey! Whooooooo borrowed my Segway last! My Chihuahua bobbleheads are missing from the wheel fenders again."

[Squirrelrock]

Old man trying to figure out how to use these new-fangled contraptions...
(this one is a little different, but he just can't seem to find the Nos button on the handle to make the thing move)

[KathieK]

When the team told Bill he'd been selected to appear on "Pimp My Ride" he expected to get a little more than this!