CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

[Rich Wong]

Bill, "Hey! Whooooooo borrowed my Segway last! My Chihuahua bobbleheads are missing from the wheel fenders again."

[Squirrelrock]

Old man trying to figure out how to use these new-fangled contraptions...
(this one is a little different, but he just can't seem to find the Nos button on the handle to make the thing move)

[KathieK]

When the team told Bill he'd been selected to appear on "Pimp My Ride" he expected to get a little more than this!

[Gary Dillard]

In the "Who's the hippest Beatty?" competition/fundraiser, the final results are:
Third Place: Brian
Second Place: Bill (shown here, working the crowd).
First Place: Amanda Morrison (a surprise write-in candidate).

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Bill shows off the first successful after market add-ons, fuzzy dice and a radio (only true aficionados know tuning does not require a pinky). His first attempts included moon caps ( they wouldn't stay on the wheels), fire decals (fenders were too small), lake pipes (people kept asking about why the need for two shiny kickstands.), fuzzy tail (no antenna), and (my personal favorite) an "eight ball" shift knob (what shifter?).

[Ashley Christine]

"Hey, what does this button do???"

"I wouldnt touch that if I were you!"

::crash into wall::

Maybe the reverse button should be better labled...

[Bill_Hancoc]

Upon inspecting another segway with fuzzy dice: "Ehhh... Its a nice touce but it still needs underglow, lemme show you mine" (pressing button)

[RoboMom]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

In the "Who's the hippest Beatty?" competition/fundraiser, the final results are:
Third Place: Brian
Second Place: Bill (shown here, working the crowd).
First Place: Amanda Morrison (a surprise write-in candidate).

****not an entry******
Hey, what about meeeee!

[Gary Dillard]

Originally Posted by RoboMom

****not an entry******
Hey, what about meeeee!

[/not an entry]

Sorry Miss Jenny; I should have said the hippest "Indiana" Beatty. No doubt you would win the national title hands down, although you can never count Amanda out.

[EricS-Team180]

well shoot...a sprung seat and that 12 horse Kohler I've got out back and this'd make a dandy little lawn mower racer!

[dlavery]

...and on this side I am going to put in the welded chain steering wheel, the Cadillac fins go on the back and then the flames paint job will trick it out... Maybe then they will put me in the remake of "American Graffiti"

[Kevin Kolodziej]

Mr. Bill is perplexed as to why exactly the handle isn't made of PVC. After further inspection, Bill realizes that he can incorporate this feature himself and make additional modifications as well, such as filecards for extra traction and several arms that perform various actions (hedge trimmer, weedwhacker, gutter cleaner, and leaf blower, to name a few) that all fold out from the single stand.

[nehalita]

he actually had two more fuzzy dice but he ran over them (see white on wheels) while he was examining his nails after a manicure.

[DCA Fan]

Up next on American Chopper, OCC takes a stab at pimping Beatty's ride. So far, we know the design will include fuzzy dice.

[KenWittlief]

This handle feels a little loose...... I dont know.......
Ill give you $50 for it.