CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #75

[Joe Matt]

Due to the sleep deprevation and his imense hunger, Billfred tries to consume the announcer mic, only to have it pulled out from his lower intestine by Dee.

[Conor Ryan]

Due to Technical Difficulties on the field, Billfred decided to entertain the crowd with story time.

Billfred: And then the very handsome engineer designed an elevator mechanism to lift him up to the tower window where the.....

[Jay H 237]

"OK, the winner of this round is the green alliance! They stacked more green tetras than the bluuuee.................wait a minute............green?! GREEN??!! Who's the wise guy?! Hold on a minute folks while I try to find the REAL score sheets."

[Goober!!!]

"ok this sheet of paper is telling me to tell you all something about some kind of winners but im not sure if i want to tell so should i tell but i dont want to so that you all can wait till after i get ready which will be in a long time because im thinking of not telling but i dont know if i want to.....!!!"

[Jay Trzaskos]

Billfred: I have an announcement, the NASA MMU that went missing from the Epsilon Delta pit has been spotted in orbit.

[killerofkiller]

Billfred:
and while the judges work on the final score, i am going to read all 18,000 posts in the "this or that" section of CD ok number 1, posted by Brandon martus on december 12 2003 "vB2 .. or vB3?... number 2 "Clark Gilbert responded........."

two guys infront.." oh no not again..."