CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #75

[Koko Ed]

This was overheard during Billfred's "unique" rendering of the Star Spangled Banner.

GREG: I talked to Raider Robotics and they said they can eliminate him for 50% off the standard fee and I think you can get them down to 25% before he gets to the last stanza.

[Bill_Hancoc]

25 do i hear 25 30 down in front can i get 40 do i hear 40...50 going for 50 going once twice sold to the man in back...you can pick up you tetra at the front desk.

[lukevanoort]

Entry 1-"I wonder if I can steal that guy's coffee and escape notice."
Entry 2- "Ooh, I can see the future in that guy's bald spot"
/*not an entry- that guy right in front of Billfred actually has coffee -not an entry*/

[Bcahn836]

Billfred (Michael Buffer Voice)- "And in this corner weighing in at a whopping 122lbs team ummm errr what was that number again? Oh well, LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! "

[EricH]

Before I announce the match results, I will announce the Caption Contest results. Hang on...Wait...Wrong sheet, that's the highest score so far...Oh, never mind...Finally, the score for that last match, not that anyone else is awake...

[KenWittlief]

"you never close your eyes any more
when I kiss your lips
and theres no tenderness like before
in your fingertips...."
[thinks to self] this would probabally be more romantic if I memorized the lyrics!

[Wayne Doenges]

After doing his rendition of the Star Spangle Banner, Billfred started receiving requests like: "Sit down" and "Stop singing" and "Don't give up your day job".

[KathieK]

Wherever he goes, Billfred is the center of attention. Notice how everyone around him is hanging on his every word... It is thanks to volunteers like this that FIRST has become the program that it is today...

[KenWittlief]

It only took 15 years, but Billfred finally got what he wanted for Christmas

"Hey good looking! We'll be by to pick YOU up later!"

(Mr MicroPhone)

[Rich Wong]

Bill: "Attention everyone, this is Bill again,
This is my last warning!
If anyone take another picture of me taking a picture other people, I will put you on the CD’s caption contest for a whole month."

[Billfred]

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Gary Dillard ( ), I have a shocking announcement: My iBook is finally functioning! So expect scores when I post number 76.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

I'm just a Bill.
Yes, I'm only a Bill.
And I'm sitting here at Capitol Clash.
Well, it's a long, long day
With robots to see,
And your stuck at the Clash
listenin' to me,
But I know I'll be like Blair someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a Bill.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

“Friends, students, engineers, lend me your gears;
I come to build robots, not to raze them... what the…?” *shuffles papers*
“Here we go… To build, or not to build: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The mistakes and screw-ups of outrageous freshman,
Or to take the arm and complete it myself,
And by doing so, actually get it done by ship date? To ship: to sleep… uh… that’s not it either…” *shuffles papers once again* “Chiaphua, Chiaphua, wherefore art thou Chiaphua, a motor by any other name would never run as sweet… uh-oh… if I have this here, what did I turn in for my English final?”

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Gary Dillard
2) Conor Ryan
3) Jay H 237
4) KenWittlief
5) DCA Fan
6) dlavery
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) killerofkiller
9) Koko Ed
10) JosephM
11) EddieMcD
12) KathieK
13) Andrew Blair
14) Tim Delles

And the burn award, for the complete and utter disturbingness of it:

Originally Posted by iCurtis

Billfred: In order to fill in time during the field resets, I've brought along a friend from Canada to aid me in a little Musical Demonstration.

Dave (underbreath): You 116ers may have been laughing across
3 states on the way to IRI, but guess who's got the last laugh! *puts on ear plugs*

*Karthik bursts onstage and he and Billfred start a Duet:
B: I feel pretty!
K: Oh so pretty!
B: I feel pretty
K: and witty,
B: and Brighhhhhhhht!

.. (shortly after)

K: I feel charming!
B: Oh so Charming!
B&K: It's alarming, how charming we feeeeeeel!

Scores will be posted with #76.

Onward!