CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #75

[EricH]

Before I announce the match results, I will announce the Caption Contest results. Hang on...Wait...Wrong sheet, that's the highest score so far...Oh, never mind...Finally, the score for that last match, not that anyone else is awake...

[KenWittlief]

"you never close your eyes any more
when I kiss your lips
and theres no tenderness like before
in your fingertips...."
[thinks to self] this would probabally be more romantic if I memorized the lyrics!

[Wayne Doenges]

After doing his rendition of the Star Spangle Banner, Billfred started receiving requests like: "Sit down" and "Stop singing" and "Don't give up your day job".

[Al Skierkiewicz]

As every good announcer/DJ knows, keep reading the copy even if no one is paying attention. It is what makes radio great! (Or give a DJ a mic and you will have to pry it from his cold, lifeless hands to get it back.)

[xzvrw2]

"OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE!!!!!

[Tim Delles]

"We will be starting the next match.... Who turned my mic off?"

[dlavery]

Feelings... Nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Feelings, wo-o-o-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feeeeeelings...

[KenWittlief]

"the owner of the red sled with 9 reindeer on the roof, you left your nose-light on"

[EricH]

*not an entry* Maybe we should stop being "cruel" to Billfred. Remember, all he needs is a photo to make us the object of wisecracks like the ones in this thread...*/not an entry*

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by EricH

*not an entry* Maybe we should stop being "cruel" to Billfred. Remember, all he needs is a photo to make us the object of wisecracks like the ones in this thread...*/not an entry*

<obviously not an entry>

Nah, have at it (within the bounds of good taste and the forum rules and making your grandmother proud, natch). Although I do find it funny that quite a few folks seem to have me confused with another CD member.

As for the use of images as payback, well...(innocent whistle)

[Ian Curtis]

Billfred: In order to fill in time during the field resets, I've brought along a friend from Canada to aid me in a little Musical Demonstration.

Dave (underbreath): You 116ers may have been laughing across
3 states on the way to IRI, but guess who's got the last laugh! *puts on ear plugs*

*Karthik bursts onstage and he and Billfred start a Duet:
B: I feel pretty!
K: Oh so pretty!
B: I feel pretty
K: and witty,
B: and Brighhhhhhhht!

.. (shortly after)

K: I feel charming!
B: Oh so Charming!
B&K: It's alarming, how charming we feeeeeeel!

[EDIT(and obviously not part of the entry)]On a side note I was going to mention the fact that not having a picture of yourself on CD is a good thing, when I remembered the FIRST Jeopardy picture I'm in *shudders*[/EDIT]

[Andy Baker]

I'm just a Bill.
Yes, I'm only a Bill.
And I'm sitting here at Capitol Clash.
Well, it's a long, long day
With robots to see,
And your stuck at the Clash
listenin' to me,
But I know I'll be like Blair someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a Bill.



definitely an entry,
Andy b.

[Mike Schroeder]

*In high pitched baby's voice*

Ladies and Gentelman, Boys and Girls (and Hedi Foster) Children of all ages LLLLLLLLLETTTTS GET READY TO CAPITOL CLAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MissInformation]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Feelings... Nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Feelings, wo-o-o-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feeeeeelings...

<not an entry> This is the same song that popped into my head when I first saw the picture... does this prove that disturbed minds think alike?
<not an entry>

Here's my actual entry, if it's stranger than usual, blame the dilaudid (don't ask about my horrible week):

“Friends, students, engineers, lend me your gears;
I come to build robots, not to raze them... what the…?” *shuffles papers*
“Here we go… To build, or not to build: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The mistakes and screw-ups of outrageous freshman,
Or to take the arm and complete it myself,
And by doing so, actually get it done by ship date? To ship: to sleep… uh… that’s not it either…” *shuffles papers once again* “Chiaphua, Chiaphua, wherefore art thou Chiaphua, a motor by any other name would never run as sweet… uh-oh… if I have this here, what did I turn in for my English final?”

[DCA Fan]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the top 10 jokes we've beaten to death on caption contests..."