pic: Lavery Claus

[Billfred]

At the risk of being the downer, perhaps Lavery Claus just visited the Gulf Coast region?

[MissInformation]

If Lavery Claus is really real, I know which one of his lists my name is on, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't the one marked "Nice."

Heidi

[Erin Rapacki]

Dear Lavery Clause,

I've been a very good girl this year, so for Kickoff-Day I want a:

- hoola hoop
- doll
- ipod
- wills wing sport 2 '135
- FIRST field with six-sigma control system reliability
- photoshopped picture of you as an umpa-loompa

[Bill Moore]

So, Dave, is your real name Krispy Kreme-gle, or what?

[Elgin Clock]

Originally Posted by Erin Rapacki

Dear Lavery Clause,

I've been a very good girl this year, so for Kickoff-Day I want a:
- photoshopped picture of you as an umpa-loompa

As a newly self-appointed elf, I can grant that one.



Courtesy of Heidi.

[Winged Wonder]

Dear Lavery Claus,

i woudlnt put it past myself to ask anything of you (except perhaps a good word or two put in when i apply for a job at NASA in a few years...), but instead i would prefer to get you a gift... a big THANK YOU for everything you've done. you're a great sport for putting up with so many FIRSTers poking fun at you and harassing you for hints... and you deserve a break! how do some Krispy Kremes sound? and a pink lei? i could give you some pink indian markings on your face! or perhaps you'd like a new Hawaiian shirt?

Happy Holidays!

Leslie

[Ian Curtis]

Dear Lavery Claus,

I'd like it if you could deliver people in areas hit hard with disaster necessary supplies to keep on going on. How about one of those water filtering drinking straws for everyone as well.

Thanks a bunch,

Ian

[Mike Schroeder]

yea yea so i missed a few, here is the way i looked at it, Im Lavery Claus' personal enforcer, and i was just rounding up Elgin and Ogre cause they ran away from the North Pole

with Billfred, well that was just a personal requrest from the big guy himself (not me Lavery)

[Erin Rapacki]

Originally Posted by Elgin Clock

Courtesy of Heidi.

Thanks Elgin & Heidi!

Can you have Dave autograph it and give it to me at the founder's reception?
... or better yet, a pin!!

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by Adam Richards

Thread created automatically to discuss this image in the Picture Gallery.

All I want for Christmas is better health and sanitation for all the good little girls and boys out there. Santa Lavery can accomplish this by purchasing a new pair of white gloves and incinerating his old pair before delivering goodies to the masses, because based upon the above picture, I don't want to know where the old ones have been (or are about to go)....

[Jessica Boucher]

Dear Lavery-Claus,
All I want for Christmas is Hexagon Havoc (oh, and my two front teeth).
-Jessica B

[litchfieldc]

Originally Posted by Elgin Clock

As a newly self-appointed elf, I can grant that one.



Courtesy of Heidi.

Oompa loompa doompaty doo, I've got another puzzle for you,
What do you get when you think to much?
Running hints through your held till your blood clots.
What will you do when you go crazy?
Then you won't be able to post.
Now that wouldn't be good.



*Sing this to the oompa loompa tune, I know the lyrics are bad, but its fuuny still. I think.

[phrontist]

six-sigma? I always thought it was sigma-six...

but yes, that is a brilliant request :-)

Oh, and I want lots, and lots of flat ground, covered with carpet, like last year. No funny business with elevation change. Why? No reason, no reason...

[Elgin Clock]

Originally Posted by phrontist

six-sigma? I always thought it was sigma-six...

Six Sigma at many organizations simply means a measure of quality that strives for near perfection. Six Sigma is a disciplined, data-driven approach and methodology for eliminating defects (driving towards six standard deviations between the mean and the nearest specification limit) in any process -- from manufacturing to transactional and from product to service.

http://www.isixsigma.com/sixsigma/six_sigma.asp

[JoeXIII'007]

Lavery Claus, I have just one humble thing to ask. Last year, after the Genesis Capsule went down, I made a horrible mistake saying it was another failure by NASA. I, a programmer for Team 66, should have known how much work is put into such an excellent endevour, and at that time, my liberal side got too much of me. I 100% regret it.

First, I thank you for giving me negitive rep. That woke me up.

Second, would you please grant forgiveness and find a way to write it off the archives of the Chief Delphi forums. Please Lavery Claus, please.

That is all, and Merry Christmas.