CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76

[Andrew Blair]

[aussy] Andrew's adventure as the Crocodile Dundee's apprentice ended suddenly one day when confronting a wild 5 point ball. The resulting massacre was too horrible display publicly.[/aussy]

[Joe Matt]

NO! Leave me! Save you and the other balls! I was one of the ones who survived VCU, it's my time to go!

[Travis Hoffman]

Smeagol (before his greed for purple playground balls corrupted his body and soul): I must have my........my Precious!

[Wayne Doenges]

In another exciting episode of Fear Factor (TM) this contestant is attempting to crawl across sandpaper and through a guillotine while fending off attacks from cleverly disguised purple urchins.

[EricH]

Andrew: I...can't...reach!

His Coach (behind the diamond plate somewhere):You get 1 buck times the number on the ball for each one you bring back!

Ref:*starts throwing penalty flags, runs out of them, and calls for more from the other refs*

Andrew:*thinks* There has got to be a better way to do this.

[Andrew Blair]

The "Andrew In The Box" never really got the sales expected when it was developed as a toddlers "Learn and Grow" toy. Wonder why.

[EricS-Team180]

Unbeknownst to many in the FIRST community, so-called "celebrities" have been quietly supporting the organization. Here we see Alice Cooper volunteering at a recent competition.

[lukevanoort]

"Ben, Ben."
strange music starts

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