CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #76

[Joe Matt]

NO! Leave me! Save you and the other balls! I was one of the ones who survived VCU, it's my time to go!

[Travis Hoffman]

Smeagol (before his greed for purple playground balls corrupted his body and soul): I must have my........my Precious!

[Wayne Doenges]

In another exciting episode of Fear Factor (TM) this contestant is attempting to crawl across sandpaper and through a guillotine while fending off attacks from cleverly disguised purple urchins.

[EricH]

Andrew: I...can't...reach!

His Coach (behind the diamond plate somewhere):You get 1 buck times the number on the ball for each one you bring back!

Ref:*starts throwing penalty flags, runs out of them, and calls for more from the other refs*

Andrew:*thinks* There has got to be a better way to do this.

[Andrew Blair]

The "Andrew In The Box" never really got the sales expected when it was developed as a toddlers "Learn and Grow" toy. Wonder why.

[EricS-Team180]

Unbeknownst to many in the FIRST community, so-called "celebrities" have been quietly supporting the organization. Here we see Alice Cooper volunteering at a recent competition.

[lukevanoort]

"Ben, Ben."
strange music starts

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[Dorienne]

Rudolph: PENALTY?!?!? I WAS HARDLY IN THE GOAL!
Referee: *Shows the picture*
Rudolph: Oh...Um...Okay, good call, Ref.

[MissInformation]

For the 2006 game teams were told they must gather and contain the round purple spheres before they hatched and *shudder* THIS came out!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"Ay, Capatin! I am trying as hard as a can." You need to give me just a little more time."
"We have no more time, Scottie! You need to turn on the cloaking device now! The Martians are coming in for the kill!"

[KenWittlief]

When dodge balls have nightmares

[Kyle Love]

Ref: *throws flag* YOU BROKE THE PLANE!!!!
Rudolph:"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I CAN REACH IT!!!! I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!"

[RoboMom]

After 8 hours working at the local regional, this FIRST volunteer realizes that he should have checked “team queuing” instead of “field reset” when signing up in the VIMS.

[Gary Dillard]

While Nexium ("the little purple pill") proved quite effective for treatment of heartburn and acid reflux, AstraZeneca's development of a similar drug "Five - The Really Big Purple Pill" was halted when clinical trials at the University of Central Florida revealed some peculiar side effects.

[EddieMcD]

"What do you mean there's a ball worth twice as much? I've never seen use of such a thing!"