How to express?

[Cyberguy34000]

FIRST. If you are like most on Chief Delphi, your life is consumed by it. Your mind is obsessed with it. Your soul breathes it.

And what better way to articulate this pure devotion than through poetry?

How else can anyone truely express the evils of set-screws? The redemptive power of duct-tape? The true beauty of techno music? The insomnia of Kickoff Eve? Life without Mountain Dew (shudder)? That horrific smell of magic smoke? Or, Oh! How the soul aches to see that bot finally crated and shipped?

I mean, this is some powerful stuff here. It begs to be expressed! So let's hear your FIRST poetry! Traditional, Haiku, Kickoff Carols, Free Verse, it doesn't matter, just have fun with it!

Post away!