CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #77

[Arefin Bari]

playing with his little daughter all day and then take a nap during halloween is every man's dream.

[KenWittlief]

take one:

Doe
Ray
Egon!

take two:
my candle is too hot
[then the mommy pumpkin said] my candle is too cold
[then the baby pumpkin said] OH NO! MR BILL!

take three:
"oh sure! Holloweens over, she gets to snuggle while we are left outside to ROT!"

[MissInformation]

Horror movies that never made it: Revenge of the Pumpkins

The pumpkins, tired of being abused by mankind, of being carved up, of having their innards salted, roasted and eaten, of having candles stuck into them and then meeting a final, degrading end by being hoisted by young teens and smashed in the street, decided to take matters into their own hands... er... yeah... something like that...

Pumpkin #1: Yo, Smiley, they's finally asleep.
Pumpkin #2: Excellent! Now's our chance! Hey Jack, have you seen the butcher knife?
Pumpkin #3: It's still stuck in the back of my head. Can you get it out for me, Bob? Smiley?
Pumpkin #1: Um... abouts that... like, I ain't go no hands...
Pumpkin #2: Never mind that now, we'll deal with it when we get inside. Let's go.
Pumpkin #3: Bob's got a point, we don't have hands. Or legs. How are we going to get off of this table?
Pumpkin #2: Hmmm... Bob, the grass looks pretty soft, why don't you roll off?
Pumpkin #1: Sho' thing, Boss.
Pumpkins #2 and #3: Watch out for that bench!!! Oohhh...
Pumpkin #3: Bob? Bob? I think he's gone, Smiley.
Pumpkin #2: Poor Bob. He didn't have much in the line of brains, even before that man gave him a lobotomy. But hey, he's kind of made a nice cushion for us to land on, so let's continue with our plan to wipe out mankind. And this time it's personal, this time we're doing it for Bob!

[Rohan_DHS]

Andy: Hey hun, guess what, I saw a robot that looks just like you!
Daughter: daddy you are always playing with robots, and not enough with me!!! *takes TV converter and whacks over Andy's head* teaches him to.......ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pumpkin 3 (rightmost): :O DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?!
Pumpkin 1 (Leftmost): yep
Pumpkin 2 (middle): hey guys, watcha lookin at?
Pumpkin 1: Just.....leave :|

[Tim Delles]

With only days before the 2006 FIRST Robotics season is about to start, you can find Andy Baker hibernating in his favorite chair and spending quality time with some of his family, before he moves out for the 6 week build season.

*Edited this cause my other one was kinda crappy. I like this one better*

[Jay Trzaskos]

When Andy and his daughter found it hard to sleep, they would put in the tape of JVNs FIRST Confrence Workshop on "Advanced Drivetrain Calculations - Drivetrain Modeling & Simulation" that always put them to sleep.

[Andrew Blair]

After years of losing the town's Halloween decorating contest, the Jack-o-lanterns decided to sneak over and check on the competition.

[KathieK]

Pumpkin #1: Here's a good example of the Papa Bear and one of his young in hibernation...
Pumpkin #2: They rest like that for several months each fall, then suddenly, mid-winter, the Papa Bear will rise and leave the den for several months, leaving his family to fend for themselves!
Pumpkin #1: Scientists have called this phenomena "mentoring"...
Pumpkin #3: Ohhhhhh!

[Ashley Christine]

I cant make a joke about that.
Its just too adorable.
Andy that is

[Travis Hoffman]

Having given up all hope of ever finding any *human* fans of his music, a desperate Ozzy Kamen carves 100 "gourd groupies" and scatters them around his house, trying to maintain the illusion that someone other than his tone deaf daughter can actually stand to be around him when he sings. Maybe he should call Karthik when he wakes up and they can go on tour....

:-)

[meaubry]

soon after falling into sleep ....
I see it now, this years game is played on a hexagonal field with a raised platform and the game pieces are round orange objects

[Koko Ed]

The next stop on the pumpkins tour of the America's to study the habits of the FIRST Obsessed North American Engineer got a real treat when they got to witness first hand a full grown adult bonding with it's offspring, both succumbing to the deep realm of R.E.M. sleep in order to exchange psychically the love for all thing FIRST though the observers where perplexed by the strange murmurs coming form the alpha male "Curse you Lavery and your red herrings!" What those cryptic words mean will perhaps remain a mystery forever.