CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #78

[Bill_Hancoc]

"Now I know what it feels like to be a fish that just got caught"

[Jay Trzaskos]

Operator: Hey... is that Raul?!?!?!?!?
Driver: Oh my gosh, it is!!!
Operator: Ricky get out of the way. Look guys!! It really is Raul!!!!

[Bcahn836]

Who needs Photoshop when you have Microsoft Paint.

[dlavery]

The Cooney Robotics team suddenly realized that they still had a little more work to do on their "Robo-Dentist" system. It seems that when the "remove filling" command was activated, they had forgotten to have the robot use an existing orifice rather than make a new one...

[sciencenerd]

Originally Posted by Bcahn836

Who needs Photoshop when you have Microsoft Paint.

Who needs spell check when you have creativity like Billfred?

/end entry

(Try again on "protecters" )

[KenWittlief]

... but his fancy protective headgear was not enough
to stop the evil robot from sucking his brains out ...

take two:

"my thoughts to your thoughts
my mind to your mind....
PAIN! PAIN! STRIPPED GEARS! BROKEN TEETH!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Ricky demonstrates 269's heavy lifting ability. The team spent so much time on the robot it left little time for a design on the lift attachment. As this picture demonstrates, lifting a mentor with a little plastic head attachment causes a great deal of wear and tear on the mentor. Fortunately, doctors agree that with therapy, Ricky will be able to get his ears back to their original location without surgery.

[Wayne Doenges]

Entry 1: Ricky, thinking that if he kept his eyes closed he wouldn't need safety glasses. This did not keep him from running into robots and getting impaled though.

Entry 2: Team 269, in the hopes of getting Dean Kamen's attention, decided to use Ricky as bait. Here we see them inserting the hook. After the initial pain, Ricky didn't feel a thing as this was a part of his body he didn't use

Entry 3: Team 269's robot, seeing a direct safety glass violation, decided to take matters in it own hands (hook) and put the glasses in their correct location. This caused Ricky great pain and some stitches but he will never forget the proper wearing of the glasses. The robot later self destructed because it caused harm to a human (Robotics law #1)

[KenWittlief]

take three:

no matter how short you cut it, you cant stop a determined robot from pulling your hair

take four:

STOP! STOP! STOP! HUMAN INTERFACE - POLARITY IS - REVERSED!

take five:

"How do YOU like getting new code downloaded every 2 minutes? Hurts, doesnt it?"

[Zach Purser]

Fortunately the camera was searching for the yellow target

[EricH]

When 269's robot decided to become a surgeon, it first learned the ropes of how to use anesthetic. Here, we see an example:

Ricky: owowowow!
Robot: he's still awake ! ANESTHESIA!!!

[not part of entry] you might not get this fully if you haven't seen the skit "Anesthesia"[/not part of entry]

[Ian Curtis]

269 Operator: Hey! Guys, I think Dave took the Krispy Kreme bait! We'll be sure to have the best robot in 2006!

269 Driver: That's not Dave! Ricky, why'd you have to take the last donut!

[Saru29]

Tim the enchanter: There in that cave is a mnster of terrrible wrath! It will take your head off from a mile away!

Arthor, king of the brittens: where behid the robot?!?!?!

Tim: NO! IT IS THE ROBOT!

Arthor: You SILLY SOD! THAT IS HARMLESS!

tim: THATS NO ORDINARY ROBOT!

Aurthor: Lancealot! go kill it!

Lancealot: MY pleasure! I have head prtection! AHHHHHHH (rabbit rips its head off!)

Arthor: DEAR GOD!

(to understand this you must have seen monty python and the holy grail.)

[Ashley Christine]

"STOP STOP!!!! It TICKLESSSS!!!"

And everyone turns their backs on the helpless robo kid.

[Jessica Boucher]

See, guys? This is why you can't date the robot - they're the jealous type....Ow! Geez, I wasn't staring at her!