CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #78

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Ricky demonstrates 269's heavy lifting ability. The team spent so much time on the robot it left little time for a design on the lift attachment. As this picture demonstrates, lifting a mentor with a little plastic head attachment causes a great deal of wear and tear on the mentor. Fortunately, doctors agree that with therapy, Ricky will be able to get his ears back to their original location without surgery.

[Wayne Doenges]

Entry 1: Ricky, thinking that if he kept his eyes closed he wouldn't need safety glasses. This did not keep him from running into robots and getting impaled though.

Entry 2: Team 269, in the hopes of getting Dean Kamen's attention, decided to use Ricky as bait. Here we see them inserting the hook. After the initial pain, Ricky didn't feel a thing as this was a part of his body he didn't use

Entry 3: Team 269's robot, seeing a direct safety glass violation, decided to take matters in it own hands (hook) and put the glasses in their correct location. This caused Ricky great pain and some stitches but he will never forget the proper wearing of the glasses. The robot later self destructed because it caused harm to a human (Robotics law #1)

[KenWittlief]

take three:

no matter how short you cut it, you cant stop a determined robot from pulling your hair

take four:

STOP! STOP! STOP! HUMAN INTERFACE - POLARITY IS - REVERSED!

take five:

"How do YOU like getting new code downloaded every 2 minutes? Hurts, doesnt it?"

[Zach Purser]

Fortunately the camera was searching for the yellow target

[EricH]

When 269's robot decided to become a surgeon, it first learned the ropes of how to use anesthetic. Here, we see an example:

Ricky: owowowow!
Robot: he's still awake ! ANESTHESIA!!!

[not part of entry] you might not get this fully if you haven't seen the skit "Anesthesia"[/not part of entry]

[Ian Curtis]

269 Operator: Hey! Guys, I think Dave took the Krispy Kreme bait! We'll be sure to have the best robot in 2006!

269 Driver: That's not Dave! Ricky, why'd you have to take the last donut!

[Saru29]

Tim the enchanter: There in that cave is a mnster of terrrible wrath! It will take your head off from a mile away!

Arthor, king of the brittens: where behid the robot?!?!?!

Tim: NO! IT IS THE ROBOT!

Arthor: You SILLY SOD! THAT IS HARMLESS!

tim: THATS NO ORDINARY ROBOT!

Aurthor: Lancealot! go kill it!

Lancealot: MY pleasure! I have head prtection! AHHHHHHH (rabbit rips its head off!)

Arthor: DEAR GOD!

(to understand this you must have seen monty python and the holy grail.)

[Ashley Christine]

"STOP STOP!!!! It TICKLESSSS!!!"

And everyone turns their backs on the helpless robo kid.

[Jessica Boucher]

See, guys? This is why you can't date the robot - they're the jealous type....Ow! Geez, I wasn't staring at her!

[Rich Wong]

Peter Pan!
At last, after 102 years*, I have caught you!

You moved to Wisconsin, cut your hair and disguised yourself as a FIRST mentor but that didn’t fool Captain Hook.
Mah ha ha mah ha ha.


(*Peter Pan was written in 1904.)

[dubious elise]

Thanks to Ricky, Team 269 has been pulled from the pool to win a Saftey Award yet again ...or have they?

(Oh man, I've been waiting for this picture to show up in the UCC for so long, and all I could come up with was this horrid caption...forgive me Luis, I am unworthy )

[Wayne Doenges]

Entry #4: Last word heard from Ricky "Hey, what does this pull sting do?"

Entry #5: Robot "Tag, you're it"

Entry #6: Ricky (doing stand up) "Our robot has two brains. One's lost and the other one's is looking for it". The robot was not amused.

[DCA Fan]

I'm a vision tetra...come find me.

[Gary Dillard]

Although being impaled on the head by a 130 pound robot appears quite agonizing, it pales when compared to the agony of realizing that you live in Oconomowoc, WI.

[Andrew Blair]

I'd rather have a bot in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

-Neil Probert