CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #78

[KenWittlief]

take three:

no matter how short you cut it, you cant stop a determined robot from pulling your hair

take four:

STOP! STOP! STOP! HUMAN INTERFACE - POLARITY IS - REVERSED!

take five:

"How do YOU like getting new code downloaded every 2 minutes? Hurts, doesnt it?"

[Zach Purser]

Fortunately the camera was searching for the yellow target

[EricH]

When 269's robot decided to become a surgeon, it first learned the ropes of how to use anesthetic. Here, we see an example:

Ricky: owowowow!
Robot: he's still awake ! ANESTHESIA!!!

[not part of entry] you might not get this fully if you haven't seen the skit "Anesthesia"[/not part of entry]

[Ian Curtis]

269 Operator: Hey! Guys, I think Dave took the Krispy Kreme bait! We'll be sure to have the best robot in 2006!

269 Driver: That's not Dave! Ricky, why'd you have to take the last donut!

[Saru29]

Tim the enchanter: There in that cave is a mnster of terrrible wrath! It will take your head off from a mile away!

Arthor, king of the brittens: where behid the robot?!?!?!

Tim: NO! IT IS THE ROBOT!

Arthor: You SILLY SOD! THAT IS HARMLESS!

tim: THATS NO ORDINARY ROBOT!

Aurthor: Lancealot! go kill it!

Lancealot: MY pleasure! I have head prtection! AHHHHHHH (rabbit rips its head off!)

Arthor: DEAR GOD!

(to understand this you must have seen monty python and the holy grail.)

[Ashley Christine]

"STOP STOP!!!! It TICKLESSSS!!!"

And everyone turns their backs on the helpless robo kid.

[Jessica Boucher]

See, guys? This is why you can't date the robot - they're the jealous type....Ow! Geez, I wasn't staring at her!

[Rich Wong]

Peter Pan!
At last, after 102 years*, I have caught you!

You moved to Wisconsin, cut your hair and disguised yourself as a FIRST mentor but that didn’t fool Captain Hook.
Mah ha ha mah ha ha.


(*Peter Pan was written in 1904.)

[dubious elise]

Thanks to Ricky, Team 269 has been pulled from the pool to win a Saftey Award yet again ...or have they?

(Oh man, I've been waiting for this picture to show up in the UCC for so long, and all I could come up with was this horrid caption...forgive me Luis, I am unworthy )

[Wayne Doenges]

Entry #4: Last word heard from Ricky "Hey, what does this pull sting do?"

Entry #5: Robot "Tag, you're it"

Entry #6: Ricky (doing stand up) "Our robot has two brains. One's lost and the other one's is looking for it". The robot was not amused.

[DCA Fan]

I'm a vision tetra...come find me.

[Gary Dillard]

Although being impaled on the head by a 130 pound robot appears quite agonizing, it pales when compared to the agony of realizing that you live in Oconomowoc, WI.

[Andrew Blair]

I'd rather have a bot in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

-Neil Probert

[MissInformation]

This is not what we meant by saying it is easy to get hooked on robotics...

[EddieMcD]

"Well I bet he didn't see that coming..."