CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #79

[mechanicalbrain]

[Jay H 237]

Mom
"Remember, you won't get into college if you don't play your video games!"


(if you've seen that V-smile commercial you'll know what I'm talking about)

[KathieK]

In yet another stab at fulfilling Dean's vision, FIRST launches a new pilot program, "Preschool FIRST Robotics". PFR (aimed at 3-4 yr olds) allows preschoolers to control robots disguised as Bob the Builders, SpongeBob SquarePants and Elmo to form alliance partners. GP is taught along with EasyC in the classroom.

[Ashley Christine]

"Our best driver... and she cant even reach the controls during a match..."

[Goober!!!]

Girl:OMG i just want one of these for my Birthday and i can take over the WORLD!!!
MOM: thats nice dear!!!

[Jay Trzaskos]

As you can plainly see, Daisy really knows that the best drivers really do start out young.

or

The only driver in FRC that really could control JVN in the booth.

[MissInformation]

The truth behind NASA's success:

"I'm sorry Jessica, but you know you can't have any milk and cookies until after you get Spirit out of that ditch."

[Arefin Bari]

Mom and daughter comes to visit team 341's demo.

Daughter: Mom, what does the robot do when I move this thingy forward.

Mom: I am not sure.

... Daughter moves that joystick forward.

(in the background one of the team member screaming...)

team member: WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT LETTING OTHERS DRIVE THE ROBOT.. OUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH... call 911.

[DCA Fan]

Get 'em hooked while they're young.

[sciencenerd]

Take 1:
After the last time they let this girl operate their robot, team 341 took the precaution of reinforcing their joystick box with duct-tape. (Is that legal?)

Take 2:
Shortly before the trial run commenced, team 341's safety captain tried to reassure the dubious flock of onlookers. "We guarentee this robot as 100% childproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong." Nevertheless, the crowd made sure to back well away from the border of the 100-yard-radius "testing zone".

[Rich Wong]

Mommy, is this another one of those 90’s nostalgia games you and daddy played with when you were young?

[Travis Hoffman]

With the addition of this new robot pilot, Karthik's vision of an all-preschool FIRST team was finally realized.

"Yay!!!! Now I can have my two favorite things - strategy sessions and tea parties - whenever I want!!! Did you hear that, Kermit and Elmo??? We have new guests coming! Set the table!!!"