CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80

[Gary Dillard]

Epsilon Delta's annual fundraiser, the no-limit Virginia Hold'em tournament (similar to Texas Hold 'em except that safety glasses are required at the table) was once again a big success. At this point in the tournament, the player on the right moved all in and needed a five at the river to stay alive. He lost the hand and the player on the left went on to face Heidi "Short Stack" Foster heads up for the championship.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"You know it's a lot harder to shoot balls than we originally thought."
"Yea, I agree, but I never thought that ball would hurt so much!"

[Rich Wong]

One of the funs of being “The Invisible Robot” is playing pranks on your fellow mentors.
They always fall for the shoulder taps.

[MissInformation]

David: You know, I believe in team bonding activities, but this is just dumb.

Jude: Shhh! They're ready to start and I don't want to fall behind... "When I dance they call me macarena... and the boys they say that I´m buena... they all want me, they can´t have me... aiiii MACARENA!"

[Ian Curtis]

Person 1: Hmm, something is not right here.

Person 2: Tell me about it. First some guy from texas comes in here claiming to be JVN, and now my hand has 4 fingers!