CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #80

[pwilczynski]

I like your idea, but my concern is....

[Gary Dillard]

Epsilon Delta's annual fundraiser, the no-limit Virginia Hold'em tournament (similar to Texas Hold 'em except that safety glasses are required at the table) was once again a big success. At this point in the tournament, the player on the right moved all in and needed a five at the river to stay alive. He lost the hand and the player on the left went on to face Heidi "Short Stack" Foster heads up for the championship.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"You know it's a lot harder to shoot balls than we originally thought."
"Yea, I agree, but I never thought that ball would hurt so much!"

[Rich Wong]

One of the funs of being “The Invisible Robot” is playing pranks on your fellow mentors.
They always fall for the shoulder taps.

[MissInformation]

David: You know, I believe in team bonding activities, but this is just dumb.

Jude: Shhh! They're ready to start and I don't want to fall behind... "When I dance they call me macarena... and the boys they say that I´m buena... they all want me, they can´t have me... aiiii MACARENA!"

[Ian Curtis]

Person 1: Hmm, something is not right here.

Person 2: Tell me about it. First some guy from texas comes in here claiming to be JVN, and now my hand has 4 fingers!

[Goober!!!]

Come one man do the mocarina!!! (ok im not sure if that is spelled right and spell check didn't have it so its that on dance that you shack your butt with)

[artdutra04]

No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong! You're supposed to start the Macarena with your right hand!

[skimoose]

No, They're obviously a NERDs Color Guard. Now everyone repeat after me.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the nation of North Dumpling, and to the Republic for which it stands, One Nation under Dave, with Pimping Robots for all."

[Wetzel]

You know it is going to be bad when your control mentors can't even do the Macarena at the same time...

Wetzel

[KathieK]

"You know, if we'd ordered the Poof Balls the first day like everyone else did we wouldn't have to be testing the robot with stale Krispy Kreme donuts..."

[CarpeDiem]

WARNING!!! Never work on rorobts without using head and shoulders.

[EddieMcD]

"While the engineer on the left was explaining how his forehead protectors and glasses provided complete protection, the one on the right was giving him the cold shoulder."

[Zach Purser]

Darn, they're sold out of Segways here too. I guess we'll have to keep walking around the ship. "Scotty, two to beam up."

[Kevin Kolodziej]

Man on left: You've got a chip on your shoulder.

Man on right: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! (said in a whiney, high pitched, super scared voice)

Kev