World's Worst

[Nita]

I'm not sure if people will like this game, but I have posted this game in another forum and people there seemed to enjoy it, so here it goes!

Example:
Look at the post above you for a "World's worst _____"
Write something the above would say, then think up another.

I'll start it off.

World's worst dancer

[Clam]

World's worst attention span.

[Nita]

"So x is the... Oh, when is the webassign due again? Gah, where's my calculator and I need to buy more truffles... I'm starving!"

World's worst dancer(since Clam forgot to quote one)

[Clam]

Originally Posted by Nita

"So x is the... Oh, when is the webassign due again? Gah, where's my calculator and I need to buy more truffles... I'm starving!"

World's worst dancer(since Clam forgot to quote one)

What? I'm new, forgive me. Anyways, the webassign is due next friday (27th). Don't worry! i have truffles! but i'm just really gettin tired of sellin them >.< And about your calculator, i have no idea, sry, cant help u there. ^.^ by the way, i talked to andy about moving some of the stuff on top around. Crunch-Time!!!

[Taylor]

"Has anybody seen my rollerskates?"

World's worst SCUBAdiver

[ICE MAN]

worlds worst thinker of worlds worst.

[alithanar8]

NOO I am a Failure at life!!

Worlds worst Robot Builder.

[nehalita]

"What do you mean i'm using the wrong side of the hammer?"

World's Worst gum chewer

[Billfred]

*POP!* I suppose I'll have to change my hair style to the JVN now.

World's worst Billfred impersonator.

[ICE MAN]

worlds worst grammer

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by ICE MAN

worlds worst grammer

From the rules:

Originally Posted by Nita

Look at the post above you for a "World's worst _____"
Write something the above would say, then think up another.

Still at "World's worst Billfred impersonator" unless I missed something.

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by Billfred

"World's Worst Grammer"


Still at "World's worst Billfred impersonator" unless I missed something.

We'll take care of both:

"Dave Lavery ain't no pimp, butt I reckon Heidi Foster shure am, boy howdy!"

World's Worst Wedding Singer

[Taylor]

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

World's Worst Wedding Singer

I was actually at a wedding where they played "Last Kiss". Scary.

World's Worst Dentist

[Mr.D]

World's Worst Driver!!

To many accidents.

[MissInformation]

Originally Posted by boiler

I was actually at a wedding where they played "Last Kiss". Scary.

World's Worst Dentist

Originally Posted by Mr.D

World's Worst Driver!!

To many accidents.

Okay, another hint about how this game is played. When the person above you posts "Worlds worst disco dancer" you are supposed to post something humorous to elaborate on why you would be the worlds worst disco dancer, something like "Night fever, Night feve... oops... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to poke you in the eye... would you like your eyeball back?" And then you leave a "worlds worst" for the next person to elaborate on.

So, I'll combine worlds worst dentist and driver to get us back on track:

"No problem, I'll steer with my knees while I drill..."

Worlds worst brownnoser.