Prepare yourselfs

[Kris Verdeyen]

*YAWN*

Post a video if you've got a video. This "Prepare yourself" nonsense is so... Pro wrestling.

What am I supposed to be preparing? And even if I do reserve a conference room and order invitations for my closest friends, what date do I put on the invitations? And what resolution should I expect this video to be at? Long story short, I just don't see how anyone so inclined could possibly prepare themselves for such an obviously awesome video with such incredibly shoddy information.

Nonetheless, I'm doing the best I can. The edge of my seat is cleared off, and ready for my occupation. Popcorn is in the microwave, ready for the touch of a button. I've downloaded every video codec available. My phone is off the hook, and my monitor freshly waxed.

All this leaves just one question: where is my video, team 888? Where, oh where is my video?

edit: That's 500 posts for me. I hope that at least some of the other 499 were more worthwhile than this one.