CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82

[Travis Hoffman]

Dottie: "Oh, goodness gracious! Al, a vicious polar bear is about to eat us! Just look at him in what would undoubtedly be the foreground of the lower right corner of a hypothetical picture taken by an imaginary person standing right in front of us!"

Al (in an uncharacteristically bold display of courage) : "Don't worry, baby. I'll protect you!"

Dottie: "You're my hero!"

Al: "Fo sho. Now go stand behind that iceberg while I whip out my lighter...."

[Goober!!!]

Al-"I WISH I WAS IRI RIGHT NOW!!!"

[Jay H 237]

That's funny, the weatherman didn't mention anything about giant hail!

[GaryVoshol]

The Championship Wrap Party has been moved to a warmer location for 2006.

[Taylor]

1. "Help - we're being attacked by a glacier. It will surely engulf us within the next 4-6 months."
2. "Does this coat make me look fat?"
3. "I'm not sure this robot meets the size restrictions."
4. "I could have sworn we parked right around here."
5. "Help me - I married Cliff Claven from Cheers!!!!"

[skimoose]

Oh sure, you take the robot to Georgia, California, Texas, and Florida, but where do you take me on our Anniversary???

[artdutra04]

Dottie: See dear, I told you we should have stopped and asked for directions!

[Wayne Doenges]

1) Dottie: "I told you, you shouldn't have taken that stupid bet. Now our friends are in sunny Florida and we are stuck in.....where are we anyways?"
Al: "Minnesota"

2) Al: "You said you wanted to go south"
Dottie: "Yes, but not to Antarctica."

3) Dottie: "Look, it says the Titanic struck here." *just kidding*

4) Here we see Dottie and Al. The last two people to survive the Survivors Alaska show. The others voted themselves off the island.

[Cody Carey]

And if you call within the next 10 minutes, the second Iceburg is yours FREE*













*Any order for free iceburg must include $50,000 U.S.D shipping and handling

[EricH]

"I-i-it's-s-s co-o-o-o-old out he-e-ere!"
"At least the robot isn't freezing."

[Andy Baker]

Oh, Al... you sweetie... you took me all the way up here to get my special ingredients for "Dottie's Iceberg Cookies". You're the best!




Andy B.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Dottie: Al when you sang "Come Sail Away" at our wedding, I thought you were talking about to the Caribbean, or maybe the Bahamas... ot the top of the world.

[Conor Ryan]

Dottie: AL! I told you I wanted Iceberg Lettuce not an ICEBERG

[Rich Wong]

The still dashing and retired Superman Sr. and his wife Dottie (aka Lois Lane) often come out of their Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic to wave to the tourists and to pose for pictures.

[Alex Cormier]

Dottie: Im cold Al!
Al: you women are always cold!