CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #83

[Wayne Doenges]

Woohoo, the first to post a caption. Never happened to me before

Dan Green, in the hopes of getting an height advantage as a human player, had a little girl surgically grafted to his shoulders. Unfortunately the judges disqualified him as no normal human has four arms.

[Arefin Bari]

Dan: Keep smiling, we have to show beatty that we aren't scared.

[dlavery]

Introducing the new Dan Green, Mark II model, featuring twice the dexterity and three times the engineering intelligence!



(sorry Dan, this one was just too easy!)

-dave

[Bcahn836]

Little girl- "Not the mama, Not the mama, gotta love me."
Dan Green-" Where's the mama, Where's the mama."

[DCA Fan]

Girl - Mom, can I get off daddy's shoulders now? Please?

[Jay Trzaskos]

Dan has to keep a tight grip on his daughter because he knows that there are a lot of people ou tthere who will use any means to find out about 'Stangs secret shooter prototype thsi year.

[tiffany34990]

Dan: come on now it's time to PARTY! So lets dance.
Girl: um okay but i'm tired. you can just dance alone.

[MattD1Drift]

"Which way to the VW Microbus?"

[Goober!!!]

Dan: "OK now we just need to get on a Segway and we could have perfect balance!!!"

[Jay H 237]

While Dan and his daughter weren't too good at dancing they later found their niche replacing fluorescent tubes out in the hallway.

[EricH]

How FIRST affected this family: Wildstang on bottom, Childstang on top!

[Andy Baker]

Dan's daughter: "ut oh... Daddy is gonna get up on the piano and dance again. noooo!"



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