CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #83

[Jay H 237]

While Dan and his daughter weren't too good at dancing they later found their niche replacing fluorescent tubes out in the hallway.

[EricH]

How FIRST affected this family: Wildstang on bottom, Childstang on top!

[Andy Baker]

Dan's daughter: "ut oh... Daddy is gonna get up on the piano and dance again. noooo!"



AB

[Ian Curtis]

Daddy, when I said I wanted a pony for people to ride at my birthday party, this was not what I had in mind!

[skimoose]

"Daddy, were the '60s really like this? I don't remember seeing any robots in the Woodstock video."

[Taylor]

1. Why Daddy doesn't do laundry anymore: the girl's socks used to be white.
2. Unveiling the 2007 All-Star Rookie Award
3. Anybody up for a game of chicken?
4. Moments to Remember: Teaching your child the Macarena

[EddieMcD]

"While most teams hand out pins, 111 decided to hand out young wildstangs this year. I don't think this is what they had in mind though...."

[Wayne Doenges]

Little girl: "Daddy! Daddy! I see Dean Kamen!
Dan: "Where!"
Little girl: "Over There!"
Dan: "I don't see him."
Little girl: "Psyche!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is a sad medical byproduct of FIRST announcing and commitee work. The mental and physical stress triggers the body into forming a second being to cope with all the added work and duties. The unfortunate ones will end up like this poor devil with the growth occuring at the back of the neck. Note how Dan has already dressed her in tiedye and a set of safety glasses. Next thing you know he will call her Lauren and take her to JFLL meets.

[KathieK]

Recognizing that this year's game may have a new safety concern with poofballs going astray, all Wildstangs were equipped with the latest in head-and-forehead safety gear....

[MissInformation]

"I wonder how far I can launch you across the room... gimme your arm..."
"Mooommmmiiiieeee!"