CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #83

[Taylor]

1. Why Daddy doesn't do laundry anymore: the girl's socks used to be white.
2. Unveiling the 2007 All-Star Rookie Award
3. Anybody up for a game of chicken?
4. Moments to Remember: Teaching your child the Macarena

[EddieMcD]

"While most teams hand out pins, 111 decided to hand out young wildstangs this year. I don't think this is what they had in mind though...."

[Wayne Doenges]

Little girl: "Daddy! Daddy! I see Dean Kamen!
Dan: "Where!"
Little girl: "Over There!"
Dan: "I don't see him."
Little girl: "Psyche!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is a sad medical byproduct of FIRST announcing and commitee work. The mental and physical stress triggers the body into forming a second being to cope with all the added work and duties. The unfortunate ones will end up like this poor devil with the growth occuring at the back of the neck. Note how Dan has already dressed her in tiedye and a set of safety glasses. Next thing you know he will call her Lauren and take her to JFLL meets.

[KathieK]

Recognizing that this year's game may have a new safety concern with poofballs going astray, all Wildstangs were equipped with the latest in head-and-forehead safety gear....

[MissInformation]

"I wonder how far I can launch you across the room... gimme your arm..."
"Mooommmmiiiieeee!"

[Billfred]

Ah, what a fun week this has been. Nothing like 48 hours of nothing but sleep, eating, and robotics, I'll tell you.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

Dan has to keep a tight grip on his daughter because he knows that there are a lot of people ou tthere who will use any means to find out about 'Stangs secret shooter prototype thsi year.

Interesting fact of the day: With this win, Jay's average score increases to 2.29 points. I can't even make this stuff up.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

This is a sad medical byproduct of FIRST announcing and commitee work. The mental and physical stress triggers the body into forming a second being to cope with all the added work and duties. The unfortunate ones will end up like this poor devil with the growth occuring at the back of the neck. Note how Dan has already dressed her in tiedye and a set of safety glasses. Next thing you know he will call her Lauren and take her to JFLL meets.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay H 237
2) Arefin Bari
3) skimoose
4) EddieMcD
5) KathieK
6) Andy Baker
7) MissInformation
8) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by dlavery

Introducing the new Dan Green, Mark II model, featuring twice the dexterity and three times the engineering intelligence!

(Easy indeed.)

That means the scores are:

MissInformation	81
Gary Dillard	78
T. Hoffman	73
Rich Wong	68
EddieMcD	66
Dlavery	64
Jay Trzaskos	64
Jay H 237	62
Andy Baker	59
Al Skierkiewicz	57
Icurtis	57
EricH	52
KathieK	50
Wayne Doenges	48
Nehalita	46
Bcahn836	44
Dorienne 007	41
Arefin Bari	40
Koko Ed	36
Artdutra04	31
DCA Fan	31
EricS-Team180	29
Amanda Morrison	26
Goober!!!	25
Ashley Christine	24
Andrew Blair	23
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Kyle Love	19
Alex Cormier	19
KenWittlief	18
Conor Ryan	16
Mechanicalbrain	15
Zach Purser	14
1derboy	13
Jessica Boucher	11
Tim Delles	11
KarenH	11
Richardp	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Bill_Hancoc	10
Kjhobin	10
Greg Needel	9
Dave Scheck	8
Kevin Kolodziej	8
Tiffany34990	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Skimoose	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
MattD1Drift	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
InfernoX14	5
Sciencenerd	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Boiler	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
Sammy	2
Cody C	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
Rohan_DHS	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
GaryV1188	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Pwilczynski	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!