CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #84

[Billfred]

Time for another round of fun and laughter and wondering if Billfred's last burger was a little undercooked.

Here's the scores:

MissInformation	81
Gary Dillard	78
T. Hoffman	73
Rich Wong	68
EddieMcD	66
Dlavery	64
Jay Trzaskos	64
Jay H 237	62
Andy Baker	59
Al Skierkiewicz	57
Icurtis	57
EricH	52
KathieK	50
Wayne Doenges	48
Nehalita	46
Bcahn836	44
Dorienne 007	41
Arefin Bari	40
Koko Ed	36
Artdutra04	31
DCA Fan	31
EricS-Team180	29
Amanda Morrison	26
Goober!!!	25
Ashley Christine	24
Andrew Blair	23
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Kyle Love	19
Alex Cormier	19
KenWittlief	18
Conor Ryan	16
Mechanicalbrain	15
Zach Purser	14
1derboy	13
Jessica Boucher	11
Tim Delles	11
KarenH	11
Richardp	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Bill_Hancoc	10
Kjhobin	10
Greg Needel	9
Dave Scheck	8
Kevin Kolodziej	8
Tiffany34990	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Skimoose	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
MattD1Drift	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
InfernoX14	5
Sciencenerd	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Boiler	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
Sammy	2
Cody C	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
Rohan_DHS	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
GaryV1188	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Pwilczynski	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=12743

(True story: While I was in Orangeburg last Friday, one of the students on a team I interviewed recognized me from this. And he wondered what would be on the caption contest this week. Wonder no more.)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight BST.

Go!

[Koko Ed]

Now, while no one is looking We'll just mysterious and miraculously score two more balls when no one is looking. I mean it's only illegal if you get caught.

[Dan Petrovic]

"Hee hee hee... My precious!"

[Jay Trzaskos]

1) Not only was Billfred outside of the size and weight restrictions... but the neurological signals he used to control his manipulator were against FVC rules.

2) A safety judge without safety glasses?!?!?!?!

[Bill_Hancoc]

"i hope i dont get caught by mom with the frash cookies"

[Rich Wong]

After weeks of unexplained disappearance of VEX field components in the secret underground FIRST development lab, motion sensing cameras were setup to capture the culprit.
To everyone’s surprise it turns out to be the Hurley from LOST.

[mechanicalbrain]

Billfred took his decided to deduct points from teams he didn't like.

[Dorienne]

Bystander: BILLFRED! PUT THOSE BALLS BACK!

Billfred: No, Jenny Beatty I will not!

Miss Jenny: *smack* GO!

Billfred: *trembling lips* Y-Yes ma'am.

Miss Jenny: Good boy.

[pwilczynski]

Billfred stole the cookies from the cookie jar

[nehalita]

This is Billfred before the trap closed on him
(the mice get their revenge at last)

[Billfred]

I was tempted to invoke the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. But then I realized that tomorrow would be worse than today.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by nehalita

This is Billfred before the trap closed on him
(the mice get their revenge at last)

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

Uh oh. Where are my notes from the FVC game design meetings? Clearly we forgot a few rules if THAT passed inspection.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) iCurtis
2) DCA Fan
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Jay H 237
5) Bcahn836
6) Ogre
7) T. Hoffman
8) MissInformation
9) EricH
10) KathieK
11) Wayne Doenges
12) sciencenerd
13) Zach Purser
14) Dorienne 007

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

A safety judge without safety glasses?!?!?!?!

(In my defense, I was just a plain ol' judge. And this was after all the robots had skipped town. Besides, can you imagine what glare would've happened with my safety glasses on? Heidi, don't answer that.)

Which means the scores are:

MissInformation	83
Gary Dillard	78
T. Hoffman	75
Rich Wong	69
EddieMcD	67
Jay Trzaskos	67
Dlavery	64
Jay H 237	64
Andy Baker	59
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Icurtis	59
Nehalita	56
EricH	54
KathieK	52
Wayne Doenges	50
Bcahn836	46
Dorienne 007	43
Arefin Bari	40
Koko Ed	37
DCA Fan	33
Artdutra04	31
EricS-Team180	29
Amanda Morrison	26
Goober!!!	25
Ashley Christine	24
Andrew Blair	23
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Alex Cormier	20
Kyle Love	19
KenWittlief	18
Zach Purser	16
Conor Ryan	16
Mechanicalbrain	16
1derboy	13
KarenH	12
Jessica Boucher	11
Tim Delles	11
Richardp	11
Bill_Hancoc	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Kjhobin	10
Greg Needel	9
Rich Kressly	8
Dave Scheck	8
Kevin Kolodziej	8
Tiffany34990	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Skimoose	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
InfernoX14	6
MattD1Drift	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
Sciencenerd	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Ogre	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Boiler	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Matt Attallah	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Cody C	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
GaryV1188	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!

[Alex Cormier]

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm donuts"

[Joe_P.]

((I was the student who was wondering about the caption contest... sorry if i kept badgering you, but i was excited to meet you))

The moment Billfred touched the scored balls, he had a sudden burst of foresight and he saw who would be the winners (hence the light in his eyes)

[sciencenerd]

Billfred: ...And poof, the third ball disappears! Now, for this next trick, I will need one ordinary 2006 FRC robot, preferably from a team with a number under 200.

[DCA Fan]

Hidden camera surveillance shows bigfoot turning up at a local Vex robotics competition.