Birthday cake disclaimer

[KenWittlief]

You cant even bring a birthday cake to work for someone without the lawyers getting involved!

Disclaimer

Inasmuch as the sender has no control over the use to which others may put this cake, it does not guarantee that the same results as those described verbally or in writing will be obtained. Nor does the sender guarantee the effectiveness or safety of any possible or suggested designs used on this cake. Each user of the cake or its design or both should make his own tests to determine the suitability of the cake, as well as the suitability of the materials or design or both for his own particular use. Statements concerning possible or suggested uses of the cake described herein are not to be construed as constituting a license under any of the sender's patents covering such use or as recommendations for use of such cake or designs in the infringement of any patent.

The message on this birthday cake (including any attachments) contains confidential information intended for a specific individual and purpose, and is protected by law. - If you are not the intended recipient of this cake, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any eating, reading, singing, disclosure, copying, or distribution of this cake or the message, or the taking of any action based on it, is strictly prohibited.