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Re: Six Degrees of John V-Neun
How did I miss this the first time around??? Oh well, here goes.
I, Dave Lavery once loaned my Silicon Graphics computer to Vice-President Al Gore. He used it to show images from the Mars Pathfinder landing site to Attorney General Janet Reno. Janet Reno was parodied on Saturday Night Live by Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell graduated from the University of Southern California, as did Patricia Nixon, wife of President Richard Nixon. Mrs. Nixon was the First Lady when she welcomed Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Mike Collins to the White House after the Apollo 11 lunar landing. Neil Armstrong was the first human to step on the surface of the Moon. But Tony Norman thinks that Armstrong and Aldrin really landed on a sound stage in Arizona. Despite this fundamentally stupid belief, Tony did at one time make an amazing display of good judgment and hired JVN.
-dave
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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push for what you think is right... just do it in the right way - Andy Baker [more] 
15-02-2006, 23:50
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