Life's greatest mysteries

[mechanicalbrain]

Originally Posted by KyleGilbert45

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Actually woodchuck is a nickname of the groundhog. The real question is
How much ground would a groundhog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
These aren't mine but they are my favorite unanswerable questions.
Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Will your answer to this question be no?
Is there another word for synonym?
How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
What is the speed of darkness?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
And the eternal question, If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?

[KenWittlief]

why does airline food and hospital food taste exactly the same? Are airlines and hospitals owned by the same people?!

[KTorak]

Why exactly do we need sleep? Sure we need it or we will die in a fairly short amount of time, but what makes us become tired and requires us to sleep? Horomones? What?

[nehalita]

Originally Posted by KenWittlief

why does airline food and hospital food taste exactly the same? Are airlines and hospitals owned by the same people?!

no your tastebuds are just so numbed that they taste equally horrible

why do they say "turn a frown upside down" if it's facing upward in the end. shouldn't they say "right side up"? i mean, that is the right side... or is it? why isn't it the left side up?

[Taylor]

We should come together as an English-speaking people and put an end to one of life's greatest mysteries: Do we or do we not pronounce the 't' in "often"?

[DjAlamose]

Originally Posted by boiler

We should come together as an English-speaking people and put an end to one of life's greatest mysteries: Do we or do we not pronounce the 't' in "often"?

That’s why I ofen say we speak American not English

Why is it that different parts of the country have different accents? And how did it get that way?

[Jeff Rodriguez]

Why do men have nipples?

How come my set of hex wrenches, needs a hex wrench to tighten?

[KenWittlief]

Originally Posted by Ogre

Why do men have nipples?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/140...Fencoding=UTF8

Why is there a photo of an olive on the cover of THAT book ?!

[Aburame Shino]

Is there such a thing as a true infinity?

[MissInformation]

Originally Posted by mechanicalbrain

Actually woodchuck is a nickname of the groundhog. The real question is
How much ground would a groundhog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?

I've heard this response before, and as a wording enthusiast, I have to point out the questions is "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. It doesn't say that a woodchuck/groundhog does chuck wood.

Why do people continuously drink or eat something and exclaim: "This tastes terrible" and then proceed to offer you a drink or a bite?