Life's greatest mysteries

[mechanicalbrain]

Originally Posted by KyleGilbert45

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Actually woodchuck is a nickname of the groundhog. The real question is
How much ground would a groundhog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
These aren't mine but they are my favorite unanswerable questions.
Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Will your answer to this question be no?
Is there another word for synonym?
How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
What is the speed of darkness?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
And the eternal question, If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?