Life's greatest mysteries

[Matt Attallah]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck - if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[dlavery]

Why are we born? Why do we die? Why do we spend so much of the intervening time watching "Willie Nelson's Greatest Hits" commercials?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why do hotdogs come in 10's and hotdog buns in 8's?

Why do they call them buildings instead of builts?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does the light switch have on/off on it? When the lights are on you can tell and when they're off it's too dark to read.

Why do they call them apartments when they are all together?

[Jay Trzaskos]

Why is the bottom of the goal six and a half feet tall? Does Dave really like hearing about us tall FIRSTers hitting our heads? Will FIRST have a water game befoe i graduate from high school? Why do I complain so much?

JT
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[mechanicalbrain]

Originally Posted by KyleGilbert45

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Actually woodchuck is a nickname of the groundhog. The real question is
How much ground would a groundhog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
These aren't mine but they are my favorite unanswerable questions.
Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Will your answer to this question be no?
Is there another word for synonym?
How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
What is the speed of darkness?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
And the eternal question, If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?

[KenWittlief]

why does airline food and hospital food taste exactly the same? Are airlines and hospitals owned by the same people?!

[KTorak]

Why exactly do we need sleep? Sure we need it or we will die in a fairly short amount of time, but what makes us become tired and requires us to sleep? Horomones? What?

[MissInformation]

Originally Posted by mechanicalbrain

Actually woodchuck is a nickname of the groundhog. The real question is
How much ground would a groundhog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?

I've heard this response before, and as a wording enthusiast, I have to point out the questions is "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. It doesn't say that a woodchuck/groundhog does chuck wood.

Why do people continuously drink or eat something and exclaim: "This tastes terrible" and then proceed to offer you a drink or a bite?

[billy9083]

what happens if you are in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights?

[DjAlamose]

Who decided that parking structers had to be sooooo small so my van couldn't fit in it...

[KTorak]

Originally Posted by DjAlamose

Who decided that parking structers had to be sooooo small so my van couldn't fit in it...

lol. There are alot of places that seem to make really low parking structures....then they have very little/none parking any where else.

[KenWittlief]

what happens if you put a Segway on top of another Segway? Do they cancel each other out and both fall over?

What if you put something that is dynamically unstable on a Segway?

UPDATE! : Its been done =>

[Capt.ArD]

why do banks leave their doors wide open and chain the pens to the counters?

you are theoretically able to get to ALMOST light speed. like within 50 MPH. so what if you have a really long spaceship travelling that fast, and a car inside it, that can get to 60 MPH? neither machine is going faster than light, but the car would theoretically break the barrier.

[anichols38]

why isn't the meaning of life in the dictionary?

[sanddrag]

Why do they make a Mag light that is nearly 3 feet long?
Why is the bottom of a Jello pudding cup convex (when looking into it), making it harder to get the last bit of pudding out?
Why does my local hardware store sell standard bolts in packs of two and metric bolts in packs of three?
Why does my local hardware store stock one giant turnbuckle? (4' long, probably 40 lbs, and $100). Only one. I'm guessing if a radio tower's turnbuckle broke, they wouldn't be going to OSH to get a new one.