Life's greatest mysteries

[Morgan Gillespie]

Why did all the previous version of AOL created before AOL high speed have a default away message saying, "I am on the phone right now" when the amount of people who had a second phone line were only in the low 15% and talking on the phone when you didn’t have a second phone line was impossible while online and this was also before the cell phone era?

Don't even get me started about Kids Bop and Rigatoni Niños.

[KenWittlief]

cause if you were on dialup, you were ALWAYS on the phone!

[CmptrGk]

why do people never realize what is is around them in their everyday lives?

[EddieMcD]

Originally Posted by Capt.ArD

you are theoretically able to get to ALMOST light speed. like within 50 MPH. so what if you have a really long spaceship travelling that fast, and a car inside it, that can get to 60 MPH? neither machine is going faster than light, but the car would theoretically break the barrier.

Depends on how long an hour is at that speed.

Anyhow, why is it that when something can go wrong, it will go wrong? (Murphy's Law)

[Capt.ArD]

Wouldn't aol be making money if they didn't send people 2 months of free service every month and a half?

[Aburame Shino]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

[meaubry]

Why does it seem like common sense isn't very common?

[DHarris]

Why do the tallest people sit directly in front of me in the movie theatre when they have an entire empty row?

Why do sounds annoy us when other people make them, but not when we do it ourselves?

[Billfred]

Why does the University of South Carolina have a computer help system that is dependent on a browser and platform (Windows and IE) that both have shrinking market share?

Why do airlines charge so much money for a short hop until someone comes in and raises a ruckus?

[Beth Sweet]

If a man walks into the woods and talks and there are no women around, is he still wrong?

Is my IAH professor being serious when after a half hour of talking into the map he turns around and asks if we have any questions?

[KyleGilbert45]

Why does the aviation industry, in general, often use tombstone regulation? Why should hundreds of people die before a problem is recognized and/or solved?

[Capt.ArD]

why is chuck norris, all of a sudden, so great?
this whole thing seems kinda random to me.

Is there anything cooler than a "cyborg ninja pirate zombie"?

[Dan Petrovic]

Originally Posted by dlavery

If Teflon-coated pans have a no-stick surface, then how to they get the Teflon to stick to the pans?

A CLUE!!!!!!!!!!11111111ONE

If indirect is the opposite of direct, then why do inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?

[looneylin]

How do earthworms mate?

*lol dont answer it. i know now. it's one of those questions where u always want to ask but forget to. i brought it up in physics class b4... it was really funny.***

[Wetzel]

Why does Medicaid not pay for gastric bypass?

Wetzel