CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #85

[Ian Curtis]

I am John Vielkind-Neun. Ha! Told ya I could say it without cracking up. Now you try Andy!

[EricH]

Paul: Quit jamming my vision system, Dan!

Dan: Just remember, 111 is going against 217 next match...

[Swan217]

Paul: "Dan, I've only been clocked in the head ONCE by a robot."
Dan: "Paul, I'm over here."

[Goober!!!]

Paul:"Hawaiian is better than Tie-Die HA-HAHAHA-HA!!!"
Dan:"BLAH!!!"

[nehalita]

Paul: "I'm watching you"
(meet the parents)

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Paul: "Hey Dan, I'm MR. FIRST !"
Dan: "Yeah in your dreams, Copioli. You can't even wear Hawaiian right. Tie dye goes with everything!"

[Tim Delles]

Dan: "I can't believe you lost that match to John."
Paul: "I couldn't see. John poked me in the eye."

[Rich Wong]

Paul: "See this face! Raw determination.

See my hair! The look of success.

See my shirt! It was shipped directly from Waikiki, Hawaii.

Don’t, don’t look at Dan. Don’t! Don’t!
You are just wasting your time!
He’s got nothing on me.

I will win the “Dave Lavery” Look-Alike Contest this year!
Believe IT!"

[Matt Attallah]

(Paul talking - with a slight lisp)

Ohh, my hair? I can give you the number of my people's Saloon and I can...

;Dan walks away in a hasty retreat:

(Just be glad this is a family-orented site...)

[EddieMcD]

Paul: "I'm nember one! I'm number one!"
Dan: "Oh yeah? Well I'm triple number one!"

[KathieK]

Paul: (Looking around the empty coliseum...) Yes, I DO have friends! I have THIS many friends, right Dan???

[Billfred]

Man, remind me never to be a combination emcee and WFA winner.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

Paul: "I'm nember one! I'm number one!"
Dan: "Oh yeah? Well I'm triple number one!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison

"Don't tell ME how to say Kanagasabapathy. I can SAY Kanagasabapathy."

(On a side note, how the heck DO you say Kanagasabapathy?)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) dlavery
2) Adam Richards
3) Rich Wong
4) Tim Delles
5) Dan Swando
6) GaryV1188
7) Koko Ed
8) JVN
9) Rich Kressly
10) MissInformation
11) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

Paul(trying to get John mad): "Hey John, like that regional champion award I was showing you earlier? Or how about that division champion banner? or theres my Woodie Flowers Award trophy..."


Paul(still trying to get John mad): "Or you know, there's this full head of hair thing I have going on."


Dan: "hehehe, this is going to be good"

Which means the scores are:

MissInformation	85
Gary Dillard	78
EddieMcD	77
T. Hoffman	75
Rich Wong	71
Jay Trzaskos	70
Dlavery	66
Jay H 237	64
Al Skierkiewicz	60
Icurtis	60
Andy Baker	59
Nehalita	57
EricH	55
Wayne Doenges	52
KathieK	52
Bcahn836	46
Dorienne 007	43
Arefin Bari	40
Koko Ed	39
DCA Fan	33
Amanda Morrison	31
Artdutra04	31
EricS-Team180	29
Goober!!!	26
Ashley Christine	24
Andrew Blair	23
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Alex Cormier	20
Kyle Love	19
KenWittlief	18
Mechanicalbrain	18
Zach Purser	16
Conor Ryan	16
Tim Delles	13
1derboy	13
JVN	12
KarenH	12
Jessica Boucher	11
Richardp	11
Bill_Hancoc	11
Rich Kressly	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Kjhobin	10
Greg Needel	9
Dave Scheck	8
Kevin Kolodziej	8
Tiffany34990	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Sciencenerd	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Skimoose	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
InfernoX14	6
MattD1Drift	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Adam Richards	5
Lukevanoort	5
Wetzel	5
Boiler	5
Killerofkiller	4
Ogre	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Matt Attallah	4
Spears312	4
Beth Sweet	3
GaryV1188	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Dan Swando	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Cody C	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
DjAlamose	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!

[Amanda Morrison]

Originally Posted by Billfred

(On a side note, how the heck DO you say Kanagasabapathy?)

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...92&postcount=7

[JVN]

Originally Posted by Billfred

Man, remind me never to be a combination emcee and WFA winner.

This has been one of my favorite caption contests to read in a long time.
Making fun of Copioli is an activity everyone can enjoy.

-JV