Life's greatest mysteries

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Originally Posted by looneylin

How do earthworms mate?

*lol dont answer it. i know now. it's one of those questions where u always want to ask but forget to. i brought it up in physics class b4... it was really funny.***

They don't; they sit around until the magic smoke within them builds up, then they split into two pieces.

Originally Posted by Ogre

Why do men have nipples?

How come my set of hex wrenches, needs a hex wrench to tighten?

Parallel developement of human characteristics. I believe if you stimulate the male mammary glands enough, it will produce milk.

I haven't tried.

Originally Posted by DHarris

Why do the tallest people sit directly in front of me in the movie theatre when they have an entire empty row?

Why do sounds annoy us when other people make them, but not when we do it ourselves?

Grues tend to eat people who sit in the back of the theater.