"Quotes" that were said during build season

"What do you mean we haven't a prototype.. its week3!!!!"

[colin340]

“Give me a coat hanger and a Propane Torch and I'll weld them together” Mr. Wegman

[anna~marie]

newbie: we need to have elastic shrink wrap! (when he had accidently put a connector on the wire without first putting on the shrink wrap)

me: where's my strippers?!
kid walking by: here I am!

kid standing at vending machine: ... butterfinger or babe ruth ...
kid standin at other kid's shoulder: *points* MUFFIN LOAF!

[NeedMoreEngines]

"Oh I didn't know could just hit it like that"
"Well actually....you can't."

The following was said in a cheesy Irish/Scottish accent:
"Set the shooter from Bake to Broil!"
"I can't captain!"
"Why not lad!?"
"Something's wrong sir! She's stuck on Convect!"
"Aye lad, what's the matter with ye? Ye can't just go changin' speeds all willy-nilly like that! Yer gonna get us all killed!"

[AV_guy007]

one of ours:
"you know we might want to clean out the little poof ball flakes BEFORE inspection"

[AV_guy007]

another:
greg:SAM I told you to turn the robot on.

me: i did you forgot to put a battery in

greg: OPPS!.....sam you forgot to put the battrey in.

[3five7]

One of our mentors: "Code don't break, it just sucks..."

[Daniel Morse]

"Chris, you may want to reconsider your faith in me" -me to a fellow teammate after he said that he had faith in my ability to use a jigsaw and identify a steel cutting blade, and I promptly went and broke the blade.

[Dan9874123]

"Aparently if you make a car out of poof balls, you will never get a speeding ticket"

We had the local PD come in and try to gauge our shooter speed with a laser gun with pretty bad results

[Justin_302]

Steimel...delete some code to save some weight

[geekofband007]

To team members (bobby and chris were screwing a 2 inch screw in when it slipped and stabbed chris in the thumb this is a couple seconds after that.
Chris: I am not going to look but i am pretty sure my figure is bleeding
Bobby: *looks down* yep its bleeding

Bobby: I dream of bunnies George

Me: Ur face is an Idiot

I am sure i will have more a soon as i think of them

[geekofband007]

got a couple more

Teacher: Time to begin operation Swiss Cheese

Student: Why do swiss cheese when u can use geometric shapes instead(come and see team 213's robot at BAE systems regional or Boston Regional to see the geometric shapes)

Other teacher walks in day after operation swiss cheese: Heard robot went on a Diet. Was it Weight watches or Slim-Fast?

Chris Draper after being asked for a 2 inch screw
Chris: *in high pitched voice* The Uber-screw got to get the Uber-screw!!!!!!!

Dan Commenting or Chris Lenhens ball gatherer during its demo
Dan: Chris! Your collector sucks!

[spears312]

two words:

"Trust me"

[spamified88]

"So you mean I have to use the other end of the hammer?"

"Oh, so that's what that thingy does!"

"Feshly cut steel will alyways be hot everytime you try to pick it up!"

"Do robots charge unexpectedly?"

"We don't make mistakes,... we make adjustments." <= That should be our new slogan

"I don't see how you could break 3 bits in 20 mins!?"

"Told ya so!"

[Mr. Freeman]

"Do what I mean, not what I say" -Mentor

"
Something's wrong..... the bot doesn't turn on. -Mentor 1
Hmmmm.... Try holding the battery higher to prime the cable with electrons (as a joke) -mentor 2
"

"The code doesn't seem to be loading correctly. Perhaps we should try taking about 10 feet out of this cable..." -Mentor 2

NOTE: This is after I decided that I didn't want to carry the robot to the computer to program it so I hooked all the serial cables together. (Works just fine until the cables start coming apart because you didn't attach them to each other securely)