CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #86

[EricH]

Why do I work on robots when there's all these other things to be built, including naps?

[Dorienne]

"Aaaah this is the life...no kids around, no wife to hassle me, no FIRST....WHAT?! NO FIRST! That can't be right..."

<b>*two minutes later*</b>

"Aaaah this is the life...no kids around, no wife to hassle me, Chief Delphi all to myself..."

[Rich Wong]

Mike: "Son, I’m telling ya, the 1990’s were the good old days of robotics. Yes sir!

See this T-shirt, a MINT condition 1996 Hexagon Havoc, a collector’s item.
Dean wishes he had my collection.

I only wear it once a year, next week I’ll wear my 1995 Ramp n’ Roll in black.
One of a kind!
Someday my whole collection of FIRST T-shirts will be yours.
Did I tell you about the time in 1994 I ….. son? Where did he go?"

[EddieMcD]

M.D.: "Mike, it's worse than we thought."
Mike: "What is it, doctor?"
M.D.: "I'm afraid you're... old."

[JackN]

That guy is obviously never been to a FIRST competition.

[MissInformation]

Mike (thinking to himself): I don't care how many times anyone asks me if I'm going to sit here all night, I'm not moving until they all go home. It's not my fault I didn't see the "wet paint" sign before I sat on this bench. They should have printed it in ChiefDelphi Orange, I betcha I would have seen it then!

[Gary Dillard]

/NPOE
Returning to the contest after a few weeks when I just didn't feel very funny.
/NPOE

<spit> Your guitar pickin' is nice Brandon, but I'm telling you that if DS&TKB is going to make it big, they need a banjo player.

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

/NPOE
Returning to the contest after a few weeks when I just didn't feel very funny.
/NPOE

Aw, c'mon Gary--that never stops me from posting!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

"You have got to be kidding me. I don't care if you are two feet taller and 20 years younger than I am. Brandon, if you stick that digital camera in my face just once more during the offseason, I'm gonna... (camera shakes, screen goes abruptly to black)"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

<spit> Your guitar pickin' is nice Brandon, but I'm telling you that if DS&TKB is going to make it big, they need a banjo player.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Mr. I-get-ideas-from-the-Virginia-Science-Museum-fwahaahaa! ()
2) Miss I-got-mentioned-by-Mr.-I-get-ideas-from-the-Virginia-Science-Museum-fwahaahaa!-at-VCU ( squared)
3) EddieMcD
4) Rich Wong
5) meaubry
6) Dorienne 007
7) EricH
8) iCurtis
9) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

With these glasses on hopefully no one will notice I snoozed through the whole meeting. Hey! Where is everybody?

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation	87
Gary Dillard	83
EddieMcD	79
T. Hoffman	75
Rich Wong	73
Jay Trzaskos	71
Dlavery	68
Jay H 237	64
Icurtis	62
Al Skierkiewicz	60
Andy Baker	59
Nehalita	58
EricH	57
Wayne Doenges	54
KathieK	52
Bcahn836	47
Dorienne 007	45
Koko Ed	42
Arefin Bari	40
DCA Fan	33
Amanda Morrison	31
Artdutra04	31
EricS-Team180	29
Goober!!!	27
Andrew Blair	24
Ashley Christine	24
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Alex Cormier	21
Rich Kressly	20
Kyle Love	19
KenWittlief	18
Mechanicalbrain	18
Zach Purser	16
Conor Ryan	16
1derboy	14
Tim Delles	13
JVN	12
KarenH	12
Jessica Boucher	11
Richardp	11
Bill_Hancoc	11
Kjhobin	11
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Greg Needel	9
Dave Scheck	8
Kevin Kolodziej	8
Tiffany34990	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Sciencenerd	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Skimoose	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
InfernoX14	6
MattD1Drift	6
Boiler	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Adam Richards	5
Lukevanoort	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Ogre	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Matt Attallah	4
Spears312	4
Beth Sweet	3
GaryV1188	3
Meaubry	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Dan Swando	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Cody C	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
DjAlamose	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!

[Rich Wong]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

/NPOE
Returning to the contest after a few weeks when I just didn't feel very funny.
/NPOE

So in the future, UCC (Unofficial Caption Contest) participants can invoke the "Gary Dillard" Rule when we are not feeling funny?????

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

So in the future, UCC (Unofficial Caption Contest) participants can invoke the "Gary Dillard" Rule when we are not feeling funny?????

Actually, The Gary Dillard Rule says folks can ask me to fudge the deadline or start of a contest because of important-type stuff. Hurricanes, for example.