Chuck Norris

[Koko Ed]

Originally Posted by rvssnake

Alright while the Chuck Norris Plague is still spreading around... or maybe its just here, but what are the weirdest Chuck Norris "Facts" you have heard

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero"
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door"
"rock beats scissor, Scissor beats paper, and Paper beats rock, But Chuck Norris beats all three"
"Chuck Norris has no chin behind his beard, only another fist"
"There is no such thing as evolution, only creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live"
"If you want a list of Chuck Norris' Enemies check the list of extinct species"
"Chuck Norris went to Mars before we did, thats why there is no life"
"The number of roundhouse kicks has increased 13,000% since Chuck Norris was born"

Oh geez!
Our drives team is addicted to those.
I see you found the clean version of them.

[Michelle Celio]

I feel so left out since I have no flipping clue who Chuck Norris is. (I've had people show/explain but it means nothing since I've never seen it for myself)

But yeah :: related thread http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=42761

But they are beginning to make me laugh. (Thanks to repeatedness I suppose)

[Rohith Surampudi]

Yeah... those are clean i refrained from the vulgarities of the others.

[Billfred]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar together. The bar exploded because it could not take so much awesomeness at one time.

From the explosion came Vin Diesel.

Chuck Norris Does not follow fashion trends. Fashion trends follow Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.