Chuck Norris

[Greg Needel]

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Woodie Flowers would like to win the Chuck Norris award.

hahahaha

[DHarris]

Well, I picked these off a website, but they're the ones that made me almost spit Fanta on the keyboard

• In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

• While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

• Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

• Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

• Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

[artdutra04]

Chuck Norris does not need an operator interface to control robots.

Chuck Norris can undo magic smoke.

Chuck Norris wants to be the real JVN.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Chuck Norris can webhug himself.

[prettycolors91]

chuck norris blames the programmers