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 a robot that is broken shows that it has survived more than a robot that doesn't even have a scratch. - robot180 [more] |
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Re: Chuck Norris
Well, I picked these off a website, but they're the ones that made me almost spit Fanta on the keyboard
 • In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. • While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. • Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. • Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. • Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 
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15-03-2006, 10:05
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need an operator interface to control robots.
Chuck Norris can undo magic smoke. Chuck Norris wants to be the real JVN.
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15-03-2006, 10:14
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can webhug himself.
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15-03-2006, 19:18
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Re: Chuck Norris
chuck norris blames the programmers
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