Andy Baker

[Matt Attallah]

Andy Baker doesn't do pullups - he pulls the bar down.

Andy Baker makes everything fit in every hole.

[Cody Carey]

Andy Baker invented the c-section after round-house kicking his way out of the womb.

[Dan Richardson]

FIRST assumes Andy Baker wins every regional by himself, The winners actually are the ones who come second to Andy.

Andy is infact not short for andrew, its short for awesome....i dont know how, but it is.

One time in 1990 Andy Baker Round house kicked Dean Kamen in the face, and out popped FIRST.

Andy Baker doesn't need to design his bot he just yells at the kit of parts and they assemble in fear.

Andy baker doesn't have to AIM High, infact he AIM's low

[Conor Ryan]

• Andy Baker can make hex gears using a hand drill
• Andy Baker once challenged Chuck Norris to a design challenge, Chuck invented the wheel, however Andy won because he invented the omni-wheel.
• Andy Baker came up with the idea of a water game, but its too awesome for the GDC to handle
• Andy Baker already won the water game
• Andy Baker actually is a paid gracious, yes he is a professional gracious.
• Andy Baker can bear hug Big Mike and Paul Copioli at the same time
• Andy Baker doesn't complain that we don't have enough time to build a robot, he speeds up time so he has more of a challenge.
• When people put Andy Baker in a caption contest they withdraw their entries in fear of Andy's wrath

[Kyle Love]

Andy Baker runs like his daughter.
Andy Baker wishes he was Chuck Norris.
Andy Baker can't sing.
Andy Baker is a great dad.
Andy Baker rocks the mic, sometimes a little too hard.
Andy Baker is a great mentor.
Andy Baker is setting up for Boilermaker Regional as we type.

[Heretic121]

ok this needs to be shut down... AB will become the next CN... and we all know what happened w/ CN =X

[Jeff Rodriguez]

Andy Baker stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Andy Baker cancelled 'Walker, Texas Ranger".

The Rock smells what Andy Baker is cookin'.

[GaryVoshol]

Originally Posted by Billfred

Andy Baker can hold 80 poof balls in his mouth and deposit them all in the center goal.

FYP. Ewwwww!

[Dan Richardson]

In 2003 Stack Attack the original name of the game was " Andy Attacks " they changed it out of fear of his wrath and gave him the Woodie Flowers award instead.

[artdutra04]

Andy Baker can score when the green light is off and still get the points.

FIRST does not inspire people. Andy Baker inspires people.

The chief export of Andy Baker is shifting transmissions.

Andy Baker does not need joysticks. He just looks at the robot and it wins the match out of shear terror.

Andy Baker scores ten balls in the center goal during autonomous. From each of the six robots. In under three seconds.

[Adam Richards]

There is no such thing as an uninspired person in FIRST. There are only people who haven't yet met Andy Baker.

[Billfred]

Andy Baker is the reason that FIRST raised the bar.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Andy Baker doesn't sleep, he designs robots on the insides of his eyelids.

When Andy Baker walks into a regional, not only do contestants stare in awe, but Paul Copioli, JVN, and Bill Beatty actually get down on their knees and pray.

[Dan Petrovic]

Andy Baker lives outside of the box. So it's pretty much impossible to not think outside of the box.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Every web-cast is merely a memory from Andy Baker's brain.