Andy Baker

[Nick Bailey]

Andy Baker invented Mark Koors and now has an army of them in is garage. (Mark Koors v2 has omni-wheels!)

[Clark Gilbert]

Andy Baker doesn't design and build transmissions, they put themselves together in the presence of his engineering aura.

[Taylor]

It's no secret why it's not called MarkAndy.biz.

Andy Baker is the only survivor of the trio that included the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker.

The earth does not rotate; the sun merely has to go down once a day simply because it cannot compete with the brightness of Andy Baker.

Andy Baker once was offered the title "Chief Delphi" but would not take the demotion.

Delphi offers its employees AndyMark stock.

If Andy Baker lived in Rochester instead of Kokomo, the nationwide engineering curriculum would be known as ABLTW.

www.chiefdelphi.com evolved around the AndyMark.biz banner.

The reason that regionals are Thursday-Friday-Saturday is because on the seventh day, Andy Baker rests.

Andy Baker once tried golfing, but his first tee shot still hasn't come down yet.
In an unrelated story, NASA is wondering why their Mars rover spontaneously exploded.

Al Gore stole the Internet from Andy Baker.

In his spare time, Andy Baker knits sweaters. And by knits, I mean builds, and by sweaters, I mean robots.

Andy Baker can levitate birds, but nobody seems to notice.

[Adam Y.]

Time waits for no man unless that man is Andy Baker.
Dean Kamen bowed to Andy's prowess after Andy improved upon the Segway by removing a wheel.
Andy Baker's breakfast of choice is Kellog's Nuts and Bolts.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Chuck Norris fears no man except Andy Baker.

[Andy Grady]

Andy Baker is so awsome, that his presence alone at the competition caused the scoring system to crash....multiple times...at all 8 regionals.

[xzvrw2]

The reason you have never seen Andy Baker and Steve Austin (the six million dollar man) in the same room is because they are the same guy.

Andy Bakers is the actual father of Luke Skywalker.

Andy Baker is the only Jedi that is on both sides of the force.

Andy Baker is the actual American Idol.

Andy Baker is also the Canadian Idol.

All the girls with their boyfriend was like Andy Baker. (you know the pussycat dolls song dont cha)

thats all for now kids haha

[Jeff Rodriguez]

Andy Baker blew the Big Bad Wolf's house down.

[Clark Gilbert]

Andy Baker rocked so hard as "Ozzy Kamen" once that he killed a man!

[Koko Ed]

Andy Baker made a boom boom in his pants and no one was brave enough to acknowledge that he did it.

Oh and Andy Baker's pigs do fly.

[petek]

Originally Posted by Billfred

Andy Baker is the reason that FIRST raised the bar.

Andy Baker is the bar
He is the bar we measure ourselves against
The un-reachable bar from which we get inspiration to keep reaching

Andy Baker is the impossible we try to do.

[Ricky Q.]

Today at the Boilermaker Regional set-up, Andy Baker made a shot into the 3 point goal from the end of the building, on a unicycle facing away from the goal blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back. He used a bicycle kick on the ball.

[Clark Gilbert]

A man named Jason Morella was once brave enough to challenge the great Andy Baker.....he lost...

[Ian Curtis]

Originally Posted by Ricky Q.

Today at the Boilermaker Regional set-up, Andy Baker made a shot into the 3 point goal from the end of the building, on a unicycle facing away from the goal blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back. He used a bicycle kick on the ball.

And I was impressed when I heard that in 2003 he hit the bins in .45 seconds!

[sanddrag]

Originally Posted by Clark Gilbert

A man named Jason Morella was once brave enough to challenge the great Andy Baker.....he lost...

Is that from the 2002 Los Angeles regional. If so, and if you could spin the camera 180 degrees on the horizontal plane, you would probably see me.