CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #89

[artdutra04]

Come, young padawan freshmen, and I shall show you FIRST. May the fine art of engineering, programming, and learning come upon you; and may you become inspired. May the power of GP be with you.

[nehalita]

"Don't make me blow out this candle *snap* *snap* *snap*"
[and then of course, the picture was taken. i TOLD you not to get on her bad side]

<not entry> tiff's a darling, she's not edgy at all </not an entry>

[Barry Bonzack]

After so many cans of SPAM, they really start to lose their minds.

[DjAlamose]

"After many years of reasurch SPAMers have found a way to summon their robot from the depths of the underworld"

[Cody Carey]

Wow, Woodie has developed quite the little following...

[Conor Ryan]

FIRST has been growing so much in the past years that it's starting to catch on as a cult. The cult is only known at this point as Primus, but word out on the street is that it's the Florida version of NERD and MAVERICK.

[Swan217]

A human player can feel the poofball flow through him. Sense the poofball. BE the poofball. ::THWACK:: Don't hit the ref with the poofball...

Help me Andy-Wan Bakeri - You're my only hope.

You don't need to see my identification. These aren't the robots you're looking for. We can go about our business.

[Taylor]

This candle actually produces a green flame that cameras will recognize.

She really shouldn't be handling that dangerous equipment without eye protection.

Perhaps with enough meditation, she can ride the Segway without falling over.

[mechanicalbrain]

Tiffany was the origional Emperor from Star Wars but she accidentally killed Luke Skywalker when she roundhouse kicked him... or was that Chuck Norris?

[Andrew Blair]

Sometimes freshman initiation goes too far...

[Danielle H]

We're trying to save weight on the bot... here we see our lovely model holding our new source of power... (Disclaimer: Not subject to actually work, do not try this at home.)

[Dylan]

"Congratulations, you are now the newest member of the secret order of the Minimonk"

[Freddy Schurr]

Um, yeah, does anyone have a lighter or match.

[Rich Wong]

(Loud chanting, drumming and dancing in the background)

“Oh great and wise man of the FIRST Game Designer.
I will now light the Candle of Truth so we may receive from you the knowledge of the 2007 game. You can not avoid the beams of True.
You will now reveal to us the game; SPEAK,” demanded high priestess Tiffany.

“Ah… ah… ah…. Choo! Oh… sorry,” Dave.

[Wayne Doenges]

"It's better to curse the candle than to light. No, that's not it. It's better to light the curse than to. No, that's not it either. Will somebody just get me a @%$*@$ flashlight."