CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90

[Koko Ed]

MAN IN HAT: I'm sorry your robot is out of spec and your team must be disqualified.
GIRL : LALALALALALA! I CAN'T HERE YOU!
MAN IN HAT : *sigh* Denial is not just a river that runs through Africa....

[Jay Trzaskos]

Man: Do you like my hair? I was going for the JVN effect.
Guy: You mean the receding hairline?

sorry John, I couldn't resist

[nehalita]

See? Rubbing your stomach and scratching your ear ISN'T easy to do simultaneously

[EricH]

volunteer in back: You aren't 1251, you're in the wrong station! Get out of here, now!

[Cody Carey]

"syntax error"

[KarenH]

Oh, no! We forgot the Brylcreem!

[Taylor]

HatMan: "Did you hear about the one-armed man that caught a fish this long?"

[Alex Cormier]

... put your back into it, put your back into it...

[lukevanoort]

Man in Hat: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so happy...

[DjAlamose]

Driver Girl: "For once I'm in the spotlight! I'd like to thank the academy.... (rambles on with more thanks)"
Driver Guy: to coach "Are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Coach: "Hold on let me pull out my sword. O wait, were not playing D&D right now..."

[GaryVoshol]

I knew we shouldn't have stayed at that cut-rate motel. Gonna have "friends" with us for days now.

[JaneYoung]

Driver guy:
Help me please, they're getting pulled into the Chicken Dance!

[Goober!!!]

HatMan:"Lets do the GOOBER!!! Dance!!!"

[xzvrw2]

maybe if i do a dance, the tetra will just fall!

[DCA Fan]

Can YOU pat your head while rubbing your tummy?