CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90

[nehalita]

See? Rubbing your stomach and scratching your ear ISN'T easy to do simultaneously

[EricH]

volunteer in back: You aren't 1251, you're in the wrong station! Get out of here, now!

[Cody Carey]

"syntax error"

[KarenH]

Oh, no! We forgot the Brylcreem!

[Taylor]

HatMan: "Did you hear about the one-armed man that caught a fish this long?"

[Alex Cormier]

... put your back into it, put your back into it...

[lukevanoort]

Man in Hat: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so happy...

[DjAlamose]

Driver Girl: "For once I'm in the spotlight! I'd like to thank the academy.... (rambles on with more thanks)"
Driver Guy: to coach "Are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Coach: "Hold on let me pull out my sword. O wait, were not playing D&D right now..."

[GaryVoshol]

I knew we shouldn't have stayed at that cut-rate motel. Gonna have "friends" with us for days now.

[JaneYoung]

Driver guy:
Help me please, they're getting pulled into the Chicken Dance!

[artdutra04]

Guy in Hat: You kids these days have it so easy! Back in my day we ain't have no high falutin' Victor whats-ya-ma-callits or these new fangled oper-a-mator interfaces. We had ourselves a motor, and a battery, and we'd just stick them motor leads right dere into that battery and we'd shoot across the floor on our 'bots. And you think that there walk from dem pits in Atlanta to the Dome is bad? We had to walk barefooted, fifteen miles, uphill both ways from our pits to the field - we we liked it too!

Girl: Can't... take... much... more... of... this...

[Goober!!!]

HatMan:"Lets do the GOOBER!!! Dance!!!"

[xzvrw2]

maybe if i do a dance, the tetra will just fall!

[DCA Fan]

Can YOU pat your head while rubbing your tummy?

[Sakura141]

Tetra: Y'know, if I weren't dangling here, I'd show you how to REALLY dance! You guys need some lessons.
Guy in Hat: *tries to bat at tetra and fails* I'd hurt you if you weren't an inanimate object...
Girl: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! You're violating the tetra protection act!"
Guy in Hat: There's a Tetra Protection Act?
Girl: *twitches* YOU DIDN'T KNOW!? SAVE THE TETRA's!
Tetra: hey, keep me out of it. I just offered to teach the dude how to dance.