CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90

[lukevanoort]

Man in Hat: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so happy...

[DjAlamose]

Driver Girl: "For once I'm in the spotlight! I'd like to thank the academy.... (rambles on with more thanks)"
Driver Guy: to coach "Are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Coach: "Hold on let me pull out my sword. O wait, were not playing D&D right now..."

[GaryVoshol]

I knew we shouldn't have stayed at that cut-rate motel. Gonna have "friends" with us for days now.

[JaneYoung]

Driver guy:
Help me please, they're getting pulled into the Chicken Dance!

[artdutra04]

Guy in Hat: You kids these days have it so easy! Back in my day we ain't have no high falutin' Victor whats-ya-ma-callits or these new fangled oper-a-mator interfaces. We had ourselves a motor, and a battery, and we'd just stick them motor leads right dere into that battery and we'd shoot across the floor on our 'bots. And you think that there walk from dem pits in Atlanta to the Dome is bad? We had to walk barefooted, fifteen miles, uphill both ways from our pits to the field - we we liked it too!

Girl: Can't... take... much... more... of... this...

[Goober!!!]

HatMan:"Lets do the GOOBER!!! Dance!!!"

[xzvrw2]

maybe if i do a dance, the tetra will just fall!

[DCA Fan]

Can YOU pat your head while rubbing your tummy?

[Sakura141]

Tetra: Y'know, if I weren't dangling here, I'd show you how to REALLY dance! You guys need some lessons.
Guy in Hat: *tries to bat at tetra and fails* I'd hurt you if you weren't an inanimate object...
Girl: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! You're violating the tetra protection act!"
Guy in Hat: There's a Tetra Protection Act?
Girl: *twitches* YOU DIDN'T KNOW!? SAVE THE TETRA's!
Tetra: hey, keep me out of it. I just offered to teach the dude how to dance.

[KathieK]

"nausea, heartburn, indigestion.... Yeah! Pepto-Bismol!"

[Ian Curtis]

Girl with ears covered: GAHHHH! Whose idea was it to have Karthik sing the national anthem?!?!

Teenage Kid: AAAHHHHHH! Shiny!!! Can't look!

Guy: I hope they remember to plug that PWM in.

[obvious not entry] Personally I'm a fan of the new Karthik look. He's on my "Must meet" list of people for Atlanta.[/obvious not entry]

[Travis Hoffman]

Guy in Hat: Greetings. I'm Henry Stanley. Dr. Flowers, I presume?

Girl: No, sir, I'm just a crazy dancin' machine looking to set my Metal in Motion! Now get down and get fun-ky!!!

Guy in Hat: My goodness, such strange people that inhabit this region(al)! I shall attempt to conform to the local custom in order to blend in...and not get eaten. I wonder what they did to poor Dr. Flowers.....(does Macarena).

[Jay H 237]

"Quit ringing that tetra bell! I'm going death!"

[MissInformation]

Coach: "Now, no matter how the robot does, I just want you to remember one thing."
Drivers: "What?"
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this robot, to sexy for this robot so sexy it hurts... Cos' I'm the coach and you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the..."
Drive #1: "Make it stop! For the love of mercy, make it stop... oh my ears, my ears..."
Driver #: (shaking head) Not again...
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this tetra, to sexy for this tetra..."

[Wayne Doenges]

Drew Carey announcer: In this weeks 'Who's Line is it Anyways' (TM) the women in the white t-shirt is throwing a party and she must guess the occupation of each of her guests.
Boy: "What's that over there?"
White t-shirt: "The boy in the black t-shirt is a professional head turner."
Girl: "OK everyone in three...two...one... twist to the left...twist to the right"
White t-shirt: "the girl is a Richard Simmons fitness fanatic."
man in Hat: "How..do..you..do..my..name..is..is..is..is.."
White t-shirt: "Man in hat is a defective robot."
Drew Carey announcer: "You are correct. Great job."