CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90

[skimoose]

Guess who said...

1) Wow, has this been a long season, I can't wait to put my tetras away.

2) This was a great game, but wouldn't a game that allowed robots to shoot
poof balls at the driver stations or into the crowd be much more fun?

3) Hey, is that Dave back there?

[nehalita]

Dude is he trying to pop his collar?

[Dylan]

Man in hat: Sorry I'm late, my crocodile wrestling lesson with Steve Irwin went long.

Girl: I don't wanna hear it!

Driver: Can we just start the match now?

[Jay W.]

Meredith> "Oh my God! I'm gonna ge on TV! Is my hair alright? Lemme fix it real quick..."
Coach> "We're on TV? Stupid hat...is my hair okay?"
Driver> ". . ."

[Billfred]

Alright, I think I'm recovered enough from the sleep-deprivation-o-rama that was Palmetto and springing forward all in one night.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Guy in Hat: Greetings. I'm Henry Stanley. Dr. Flowers, I presume?

Girl: No, sir, I'm just a crazy dancin' machine looking to set my Metal in Motion! Now get down and get fun-ky!!!

Guy in Hat: My goodness, such strange people that inhabit this region(al)! I shall attempt to conform to the local custom in order to blend in...and not get eaten. I wonder what they did to poor Dr. Flowers.....(does Macarena).

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

Coach: "Now, no matter how the robot does, I just want you to remember one thing."
Drivers: "What?"
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this robot, to sexy for this robot so sexy it hurts... Cos' I'm the coach and you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the..."
Drive #1: "Make it stop! For the love of mercy, make it stop... oh my ears, my ears..."
Driver #: (shaking head) Not again...
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this tetra, to sexy for this tetra..."

Honorable mentions go to:
1) Conor Ryan
2) Koko Ed
3) nehalita
4) Wayne Doenges
5) KathieK
6) EricH
7) GaryV1188
8) skimoose
9) iCurtis
10) Dylan
11) KarenH
12) artdutra04
13) Sakura141
14) richardp

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

Man: Do you like my hair? I was going for the JVN effect.
Guy: You mean the receding hairline?

Which means the scores are:

MissInformation	96
T. Hoffman	90
Gary Dillard	83
EddieMcD	80
Rich Wong	80
Dlavery	78
Jay Trzaskos	77
Al Skierkiewicz	66
Jay H 237	66
Icurtis	66
EricH	65
Nehalita	63
Wayne Doenges	61
Andy Baker	59
Koko Ed	58
KathieK	56
Bcahn836	47
Dorienne 007	45
Arefin Bari	40
Artdutra04	38
DCA Fan	35
Andrew Blair	33
EricS-Team180	32
Amanda Morrison	31
Goober!!!	31
Xzvrw2	27
Rich Kressly	24
Ashley Christine	24
Joe Matt	24
Alex Cormier	24
Conor Ryan	22
“Big Mike”	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
Kyle Love	19
KenWittlief	18
1derboy	18
Tim Delles	15
KarenH	14
Richardp	13
Bill_Hancoc	13
JVN	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Kjhobin	11
Dillon Compton	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Lukevanoort	10
Squirrelrock	10
Boiler	10
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Greg Needel	9
Fruity Pebbles	8
Skimoose	8
Dave Scheck	8
Tiffany34990	8
Lil' Lavery	7
DanielBCR	7
GaryV1188	7
Sciencenerd	7
Brandy836	6
Dan Swando	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
Ogre	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
InfernoX14	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Cody C	4
Matt Attallah	4
Spears312	4
anna~marie	3
Beth Sweet	3
Dylan	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
114Klutz	1
Bemis	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
DanielleH	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
Freddy204	1
Jane	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Rees2001	1
SamS0Fa33O	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!