CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91

[Goober!!!]

"The wheels on the Dodge go a round-and-round round-and-round round-and-round, the wheels on the Dodge go a round-and-round round-and-round round-and-round all threw IRI!!!

[Swan217]

Gosh! Idiots! This has got to be the worst robot ever MADE!

[Dan Petrovic]

"What does that sign say? S... st... sto... sto... stop?"

[SamC]

"Don't Sneeze!"

[Joe Matt]

Unfortunatly for Brandon, the technique of coding with his eyes closed doesn't work with driving.

[Arefin Bari]

After telling Dean 234234 times to not to ride his segway in the middle of the street.

Brandon: Time to run dean over.

[Jay H 237]

"Now, why am I going to the store again?"

[Dave Scheck]

Little kid in passenger seat: Hey Brandon what are you going to do today???
Brandon: Whatever I feel like, GOSH!

[KathieK]

I am going to drive all the way to the venue with my eyes closed because I am The Great, The Mighty, The All-Powerful BRANDON OF CHIEFDELPHI and I can do anything I put my mind to!!!

[Conor Ryan]

Why doesn't the CD-47 bot ever fill up my car with gas after he uses it?

[xzvrw2]

DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!!!

notentry/ mind of mencia for those that know.

[Taylor]

Check it out - when I close my eyes, the van goes into autonomous mode.

[skimoose]

Driving Instructor: O.K. Are you ready to take your driver's test?

Driver: Sorry, I can't drive this thing.
I learned to drive on a "tank drive" operator interface.
Where are the joysticks?

[Rick TYler]

"Hmm, some people call it a Kaiser blade, and some people call it a sling blade, but I call it a ball collector. Hmm."

[Danielle H]

And here we see the perfect example of the decay of the mind from too much _____ (*insert band or artist you dislike*) It was so sad... the poor kid never had a chance.