CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91

[Dave Scheck]

Little kid in passenger seat: Hey Brandon what are you going to do today???
Brandon: Whatever I feel like, GOSH!

[KathieK]

I am going to drive all the way to the venue with my eyes closed because I am The Great, The Mighty, The All-Powerful BRANDON OF CHIEFDELPHI and I can do anything I put my mind to!!!

[Conor Ryan]

Why doesn't the CD-47 bot ever fill up my car with gas after he uses it?

[xzvrw2]

DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!!!

notentry/ mind of mencia for those that know.

[Taylor]

Check it out - when I close my eyes, the van goes into autonomous mode.

[nehalita]

This is Brandon remembering the time Amanda did the chicken dance.

[Dylan]

"If I close my eyes, the cop will go away. If I close my eyes, the cop will go away..."

[Travis Hoffman]

On the way home from McDonald's...

"Mmm, I like them French fried potaters, mmmhmm. I reckon I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me."

[Wayne Doenges]

Glenda the good witch: "Close your eyes and click your heels three times and say 'There's no place like FIRST'"
Brandon: "'There's no place like FIRST, there's no place like FIRST, there's no place like FIRST. What the heck, I'm STILL in Indiana!"

[JaneYoung]

*squints* - Gosh! Would you look at that, they even have typos on billboards: Eat More Chikin - I'm getting a headache.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Brandon: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

Passenger: Your going to unlock my window? I mean come on Brandon, you can't tell me you don't smell that.

Brandon: It was CD-47 bot, now stop complaining and write out my "I am not Brandon Marcus." sign.

[artdutra04]

Brandon: Note to self: When I finally find my house, I need to look into a new tagging feature for these street signs...

[DCA Fan]

"Ahhhh the sun....it's so...bright..."

[Danielle H]

*Dialing phone* "So, I could've sworn they said they were going to Pittsburgh this weekend..."
*On phone* "Where are you guys? ... Lawrence North? Okay, how far away is that from Pittsburgh? ... IT'S IN INDIANA?!?!?!" *Hangs up*
"Awww... man."

[Alex Cormier]

...uhhhh is that a red light, green light or a police officer? ah i'll speed up and see.