CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91

[skimoose]

Driving Instructor: O.K. Are you ready to take your driver's test?

Driver: Sorry, I can't drive this thing.
I learned to drive on a "tank drive" operator interface.
Where are the joysticks?

[Rick TYler]

"Hmm, some people call it a Kaiser blade, and some people call it a sling blade, but I call it a ball collector. Hmm."

[Danielle H]

And here we see the perfect example of the decay of the mind from too much _____ (*insert band or artist you dislike*) It was so sad... the poor kid never had a chance.

[Freddy Schurr]

Yeah, does anyone know where IRI is again, I totally forget!

[Rich Wong]

Brandon, “Enough guys, you are driving me crazy….”

(a moment of silence)

Passenger 1: “Tags- Question, confused, why, driving, car, mad, noisy?”

Passenger 2: “Tags- Brandon, we, tagging, incorrectly, me, confused too?.”

Passenger 3: “Tags- new feature, language, too hard, Brandon, not fast?”

Brandon, “You guys are really giving me a headache.”

[JaneYoung]

Next time, remind me not to put the super glue next to the eyedrops, please.

[Andrew Blair]

...uhhhh....Kitty?.....

[Ian Curtis]

Brandon: Why is there a sign on that island saying "Brandon Marcus for President!"... Whoah! Is that Tytus? And is that Arefin? *Yells out window* What do you guys think you're doing?

Tytus and Arefin: Oh, we're just running your election campaign. Figured if we started now we could beat those new election laws and get a headstart on that guy and his clone!

[MissInformation]

"Shhhh! Be verwy, verwy quiet... I'm hunting Billfweds..."

[dlavery]

... and tonight on Flava Of Love, we meet Flav's greatest competition - Brandon "Big-B" Martus. Flav and Big-B battle it out over which one of them actually has to go out with New York, and put up with all her whining for at least three hours without actualy pushing her into the path of the oncoming Hoopz...