Andy Baker

[David Sherman]

The big bang was due to Andy Baker hitting his alarm clock.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but Andy Baker built the rest of the world in an hour.

Everytime Andy Baker is hit in the head and loses a brain cell, 25 geniuses are born.

Why is the sky blue? Because Andy Baker says so.

Andy Baker can divide by zero.

When Andy Baker washes his hands, it rains everywhere in the world.

If you go up to Andy Baker, before you say a word, he already told you the answer and everything else.

Andy Baker's robots are so awesome he must make them invisible otherwise everyone's head would explode.

[RoboMom]

Andy sent me this message last year: "you go, Jenny."
I'm still waiting for him to say it's ok to stop.

[JVN]

Dean's denim, Woodie's Ponytail, and Lavery's Hawaiian shirts all result from lost bets with Andy Baker; Lavery's hair however, remains inexplicable.

[RoboMom]

Originally Posted by RoboMom

Andy sent me this message last year: "you go, Jenny."
I'm still waiting for him to say it's ok to stop.

04-06-2006 11:44 AM Andy Baker It's not. Keep going

But Andy, I'm soooooo tired.....

[Danielle H]

Huh... Andy Baker seems pretty cool to me, judging from his many admirers on CD.

[KenWittlief]

Andy Baker can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

Andy Baker has been caller number nine.

[Tim Baird]

In 2001, Andy Baker convinced the Team 190 college mentors to drive all the way to Kokomo, IN just to stay at the KokoMotel.

[Danielle H]

Originally Posted by Tim Baird

In 2001, Andy Baker convinced the Team 190 college mentors to drive all the way to Kokomo, IN just to stay at the KokoMotel.

Hah... I'm sure Andy Baker was pleased when you came? If you came...

[JVN]

Andy Baker once joined 229 for one day, and after that day they built competitive robots.


True story.

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy Baker came to the Greater Toronto Regional without a passport, and his awesomeness convinced George Bush to eliminate the stupid requirement for everyone crossing the border to have a passport or special ID card by mid-2007, thus saving GTR and Waterloo from losing mass quantities of American team registrations.

[Rick TYler]

Originally Posted by KenWittlief

Andy Baker can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

Andy Baker has been caller number nine.

Andy Baker is Number Six. There is no Number One.

(Number nine is right out.)

[Donut]

NASA has the Mars Rover on a lease from Andy Baker.

Andy Baker actually created the first robot, but gave the credit away to prevent traffic jams from FIRST students lining up outside his house for autographs everyday.

The GDC originally planned on having all FIRST teams combine to build a robot to play against Andy Baker's for the 2006 game, but instead made Aim High when they realised there were only 1133 teams in FIRST.

[dlavery]

All lightning bolts used to be perfectly straight until Andy Baker grabbed one from the sky and crumpled it up, and then told all the others to behave the same way or he would destroy them too.

[Elgin Clock]

Andy Baker was the sole person ("The Baker") in the original version of the poem "Rub A Dub Dub", and he wasn't in a Tub, but a really cool floating robot, but to the dismay of Baker himself, the poem was rewritten to include a Butcher, and a Candlestick maker, and the Floating Robot was replaced with a very archaic Tub. This was done because the author said "Robots can't float..." To which Baker said, "Yes they do, and I'll prove it, just put me on Survivor and I'll make a floating robot out of coconuts and float right off the island.
This was never to be the case, as Andy was not chosen to be on Survivor..

Andy Baker was so mad at not being able to prove the author wrong by build his floating robot out of coconuts on Survivor Island, that he invented Poof Balls by pressing all the unused erasers from the used pencils he used to make designs of coconut robots together to make one giant ball!!
Thus we have a new game object for 2006.

Wow.. can you tell I'm bored today?

[Lil' Lavery]

Andy Baker had to create his alter-ego, Ozzy Kamen to prevent everyone from exploding with jealousy when they heard him sign. Additionally, Ozzy Kamen is not named after Ozzy Osbourne, in fact it is the other way around.

Clark Kent only pretends to be Superman, but in fact Superman is Andy Baker.

Andy Baker has never missed a Jeopardy question.

The only reason Survivor didn't accept Andy Baker is they wanted it to be a fair contest.

Andy Baker doesn't build robots, robots build themselves because he is nearby.