The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate FIRSTiny

[Billfred]

I'm sure that most of the forums here have watched the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. (I'm not linking it because of some language contained within...but it is readily accessible in your search engine of choice.)

This led me to thinking: Who would you have in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate FIRSTiny? Good guys, bad guys, graciously professional explosions, and robots are all fair game.

(Boy, this'll be interesting.)

[Dan Petrovic]

How about we all make up our own lyrics a few lines at a time?

I'll start.

Old Bill Beatty was hoppin' around
The Georgia Dome like a big playground

Follow the basic structure of the song. The next line would start with "When suddenly <insert whatever> burst from the shade"

Or whatever

[Arkorobotics]

Lyrics Link:

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/lyrics.php

Warp the words to match FIRST

[JackN]

When Suddenly Andy Baker popped out from the shade
and hit Bill Beaty with an Omni-Wheel

[Cody Carey]

Davelavery got pizzed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by a slap